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Offline CollectivismMustDie

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You may be a DUmmie...
« on: January 30, 2016, 07:11:36 PM »
I think we're shortchanging them. We recognize DUmmies for their grandeur, and issue appropriate awards to the deserving. We're caring compassionate decent people that way. But I think we're shortchanging them. Selling them short. We spend an unfair amount of time on the bright stars, while primitives of no prominence go unnoticed.

That is not to say we don't give it our best. We show appreciation for them as best we can, here in the DUmpster. We give it our all, each and every one of us. But our best hasn't been enough. In fairness, one can only discuss so many of them. There is no 'blame' to be apportioned, no finger to point. Its just a fact of life, but it leaves the primitives of no prominence as micro-defenders. Victims. Don't let the booze and drugs and free stuff fool you. These primitives are hurting every bit as much as the kids in the sally strothers "save the children" commercials. Just a moment of your time can make such a difference to the life of a DUmmie.

To right this egregious wrong, the solution is recognition. Not of the individuals, but of the ideas and beliefs that so many of them share. A constant symbol of recognition for ALL DUmmies who languish and toil unseen unheard and unknown in the cold and friendless shadows of giants like gNads, randys1 and Dainbramaged.

To that end, I very humbly propose a year 'round tribute to the ideas and beliefs of all the unsung DUmmies out there, and in the same vein as "you may be a redneck...", lets call it "You may be a DUmmie...". I'll go first with a few:



If you believe that fast and furious and benghazi are fake scandals, you may be a DUmmie.


If you believe that its 'ok enough' that madam stumpy lied to still vote for her, you may be a DUmmie.


If you're more worried about vetting american citizens to own guns than you are about vetting who comes into this nation from an outside world chocked full of people that hate America, originating from regions containing nations that have vowed to destroy America, you may be a Dummie.




We salute you, DUmmies.  :usflag:

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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2016, 08:18:53 PM »
 I have a different salute for the DUmmies. It's  :bird: and :bigbird:
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2016, 09:14:47 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on January 30, 2016, 07:11:36 PM
I think we're shortchanging them. We recognize DUmmies for their grandeur, and issue appropriate awards to the deserving. We're caring compassionate decent people that way. But I think we're shortchanging them. Selling them short. We spend an unfair amount of time on the bright stars, while primitives of no prominence go unnoticed.

That is not to say we don't give it our best. We show appreciation for them as best we can, here in the DUmpster. We give it our all, each and every one of us. But our best hasn't been enough. In fairness, one can only discuss so many of them. There is no 'blame' to be apportioned, no finger to point. Its just a fact of life, but it leaves the primitives of no prominence as micro-defenders. Victims. Don't let the booze and drugs and free stuff fool you. These primitives are hurting every bit as much as the kids in the sally strothers "save the children" commercials. Just a moment of your time can make such a difference to the life of a DUmmie.

To right this egregious wrong, the solution is recognition. Not of the individuals, but of the ideas and beliefs that so many of them share. A constant symbol of recognition for ALL DUmmies who languish and toil unseen unheard and unknown in the cold and friendless shadows of giants like gNads, randys1 and Dainbramaged.

To that end, I very humbly propose a year 'round tribute to the ideas and beliefs of all the unsung DUmmies out there, and in the same vein as "you may be a redneck...", lets call it "You may be a DUmmie...". I'll go first with a few:



If you believe that fast and furious and benghazi are fake scandals, you may be a DUmmie.


If you believe that its 'ok enough' that madam stumpy lied to still vote for her, you may be a DUmmie.


If you're more worried about vetting american citizens to own guns than you are about vetting who comes into this nation from an outside world chocked full of people that hate America, originating from regions containing nations that have vowed to destroy America, you may be a Dummie.




We salute you, DUmmies.  :usflag:

CMD

If you believe that every election a democrat loses is stolen... you might be a dummie.
If you believe that Bush is a war criminal... you might be a dummie.
If you cannot feed, clothe, and house yourself.... you might be a dummie.

If you are all three, here's your sign!    :gay2:


I'll leave the rest for other people here.   :cheersmate:
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2016, 01:33:34 AM »
For the bernouts:

If you long for the fresh, bold and invigorating ideas of a septuagenarian hippie who has been in Congress for over 23 years, you may be a (D)Ummie.

If your idea of a leader is someone who did absolutely nothing with their life until age 30, you may be a (D)Ummie.

If you salivate whenever the words: "fReEsHit!!!111!" are spoken, you may be a (D)Ummie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2016, 06:21:59 AM »
If you regularly talk about how Christianity is an evil, backward religion which oppresses women and gays, yet believe any criticism of Islam along those grounds is racist, you might be a DUmmie.
If you believe unhealthy foods should be illegal, yet cocaine should be fully legalized, you might be a DUmmie.
If you believe in harsh gun laws because you claim you want to protect children, yet simultaneously believe that child molesters and child pornographers are innocent victims of society who should be let off with probation and counseling and not spend a minute inside a jail cell, you might be a DUmmie.
More recently, if you believe the authorities forcefully ending the Bundys' illegal occupation of public land was a wonderful heroic action, yet simultaneously believe that the authorities forcefully ending Occupy Wall Street's illegal occupation of public land was a hideous injustice and violation of their rights, you might be a DUmmie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2016, 06:59:45 AM »
If you prefer electric cars in a nascar race moving at a blazing 30 mph in the Daytona 50, instead of stock cars emitting nasty carbon emissions in the Daytona 500, you ARE a DUmmie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2016, 09:38:59 AM »
If you believe that the bamster is a Christian, you may be a dummie

If you believe that Jesus, the Son of God, is pro-choice, you may be a dummie

If you believe that paying reparations for slavery will solve the countries race issues, you may be a dummie

If you believe that the Bible teaches socialism, your may be a dummie

If you believe that those who murder should be spared the death penalty but the innocent the the womb should be subject to termination at the  convenience of the mother and at the taxpayers expense, you may be a dummie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2016, 09:45:07 AM »
If you believe that everything human nature and historical events proves impossible is where we should be heading you are a DUmmie as well as insane and often purely evil.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2016, 10:30:03 AM »
... if you believe the state has a right to everything you earn, but is generous in letting you keep some of it.

... if you believe the state has a right, after you die, to everything you earned and were allowed to keep.

... if you believe the Crusades of 7 centuries ago are the core of Christianity, but the head-hackings, suicide bombings, and woman-, girl-, and boy-rapings committed yesterday and the day before and the day before and the day before ... by Muslims are irrelevant to Islam.

... if you believe theologically conservative Catholics, Southern Baptists, Mormons, Jehovah's witnesses, Pentecostals, and charismatics are all Fundamentalists.

... if you call Christian Reconstructionism "Dominionism" and believe it is a pervasive core belief of Evangelical Christians.

... if you think Pat Robertson is a loony-toon but voted for Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton in a D Presidential Primary.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2016, 01:25:07 PM »
If you think that Hillary or Bernie can fix healthcare, your a dummy.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2016, 03:21:45 PM »
If you think that a can of beans is your best line of defense, you may be a (D)Ummie.

((D)Ummie, I like that)

If you think that constitutionalists are extremists, rather than the people who read a whole bunch of things into the constitution that aren't even there, you may be a (D)Ummie.

If you support sanctuary cities but were calling for blood in Oregon, you may be a (D)Ummie.

 If you think obozo is a uniter, and not a divider, you may be a (D)Ummie.

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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2016, 03:31:31 PM »
You maybe a DUmmie if you think Suharto and Pinochet are evil, but you think Stalin, Pol Pot, Hitler, Mugabe, Guevara, and Manson are heroes.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2016, 03:31:50 PM »
If you think that Sanders is a red blooded American and that Trump is a fascist/commie, then your a dummie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2016, 04:16:13 PM »
If you demand that conservative come to your site and debate you...and your site doesn't allow conservatives to post...you may be a DUmmie.

If you are horrified at the thought that Christians are plotting to take over the country in a theocracy, but see nothing wrong with living under sharia law...you may be a DUmmie.

If you are threatened by the rights guaranteed in the constitution...you may be a DUmmie

If you hate cops, and believe that cops kill with impunity...but think only cops should have guns...you may be a DUmmie
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2016, 04:31:04 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 31, 2016, 04:16:13 PM
If you demand that conservative come to your site and debate you...and your site doesn't allow conservatives to post...you may be a DUmmie.

If you are horrified at the thought that Christians are plotting to take over the country in a theocracy, but see nothing wrong with living under sharia law...you may be a DUmmie.

If you are threatened by the rights guaranteed in the constitution...you may be a DUmmie

If you hate cops, and believe that cops kill with impunity...but think only cops should have guns...you may be a DUmmie

H5 earned and issued.. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2016, 04:51:01 PM »
If you think that "closet conservatives" are going to support BS for President then you may be a dummy

If you think that Big Dumb Martin O's gun control plan is exactly what Americans want then you may be a dummy

If you think that the NRA is a terrorist organization then you certainly think that the Governor of Michigan intentionally poisoned the water in Flint just to get rid of excess population, then you may be a dummy

If you definition of a high crime is the governor of NJ closing a single lane of the Geo Washington Bridge but the Sec of State placing top secret emails on an unsecured server is reicht wing noise, then you may be a dummy.

This is fun...
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2016, 05:47:26 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on January 31, 2016, 04:51:01 PM

This is fun...

Sure is!!!! 

So much material to work with, so little time.   :cheersmate:
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2016, 06:00:50 PM »
If you think municipal services like garbage pickup and snow plowing are triumphs of socialism, you might be a DUmmie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2016, 07:22:49 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on January 31, 2016, 05:47:26 PM
Sure is!!!! 

So much material to work with, so little time.   :cheersmate:

Even more material is on the way in just 24 (non-business) hours!
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2016, 08:35:33 PM »
If you think 9-11 was MIHOP/LIHOP, and can PROVE it with cinder blocks, chicken wire, and a Sterno can, you are a DUmmie.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2016, 06:10:42 AM »
Quote from: Delmar on January 31, 2016, 06:00:50 PM
If you think municipal services like garbage pickup and snow plowing are triumphs of socialism, you might be a DUmmie.

H-5 earned and issued!

By that standard any government is socialist.
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2016, 06:11:37 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 31, 2016, 08:35:33 PM
If you think 9-11 was MIHOP/LIHOP, and can PROVE it with cinder blocks, chicken wire, and a Sterno can, you are a DUmmie.

Why such a high burden of proof?
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2016, 09:12:52 AM »
In homage to Jeff Fowxorthy, we are slightly modifying his catch phrase "you might be a redneck".
Another caver...I_B_Perky rightfully pointed out with the catchphrase "Here's your sign" that there is more than 1 star from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
What about "Git-r-done" ?
And let's not forget..."They call me tater salad" !
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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2016, 01:36:42 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 01, 2016, 09:12:52 AM
In homage to Jeff Fowxorthy, we are slightly modifying his catch phrase "you might be a redneck".
Another caver...I_B_Perky rightfully pointed out with the catchphrase "Here's your sign" that there is more than 1 star from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
What about "Git-r-done" ?
And let's not forget..."They call me tater salad" !

Hey, that works too. Just so long as the unsung downtrodden less noteworthy (D)Ummies get the symbolism they so richly deserve.

 :-)

Speaking of that:

If you willingly have 15 children, and think that because you did that others should be responsible for raising them and paying for their needs, you may be a (D)Ummie.

If you got on your obamaphone to complain about someone open carrying a gun, you may be a (D)Ummie.

If you live the 'rat life', you may be a (D)Ummie.



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Re: You may be a DUmmie...
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2016, 01:58:25 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on February 01, 2016, 01:36:42 PM
If you willingly have 15 children, and think that because you did that others should be responsible for raising them and paying for their needs, you may be a (D)Ummie.

And if you think a family with 19 kids that supports itself rather than being supported by the government is bizarre and sick, you might ...
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