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At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« on: January 20, 2016, 10:50:17 AM »
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At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car After I Lose My House And My Retirement Money Is....


gone. I guess there's a silver lining in the fact that the price of oil is dropping.

That will be about all I'll be able to afford - gas that is - as I wind up having to live in my car. At least I'll be able to keep a bit warm.

I thought the fact that we are less reliant on oil was a good thing. I thought we were moving to wean ourselves off of fossil fuels and on the road to alternate energy.

What the hell is going on? Somebody is getting rich off my retirement money that is being eroded by the whims of Wall Street. And just when I'm contemplating retiring in the middle of 2016.

Retirement money? How dare you!  :whatever:

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2016, 10:52:32 AM »
Retirement money? How dare you!  :whatever:

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2016, 10:56:04 AM »

      I don't know what the problem is. Guns are plentiful. Just buy one and blow your *******ed brains out and stop complaining.

Or Omaha Steve can sit on this DUmmie.

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2016, 11:03:03 AM »
Or Omaha Steve can sit on this DUmmie.

     Have Steve eat a few bean burritos the night before, and he can have both.
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2016, 11:05:51 AM »
     Have Steve eat a few bean burritos the night before, and he can have both.

Add in nads with a camera and you got a deal.

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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2016, 11:18:18 AM »
Add in nads with a camera and you got a deal.

nads and Steve with the burrito and camera in the library?
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2016, 11:24:48 AM »
nads and Steve with the burrito and camera in the library?


     Is it the good rig?
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2016, 11:25:03 AM »
nads and Steve with the burrito and camera in the library?

Sounds like a really bad porno movie.

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2016, 11:25:56 AM »
Sounds like a really bad porno movie.
Or a lousy game of Clue.
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2016, 11:26:07 AM »
You know, something's always mystified me about the primitives, and the way they think, what they expect from life.

What makes them think retirement's supposed to be easy and comfortable?

Yeah, it would be nice if it were, and it'd be even nicer if everybody, and not just a select few, could attain that luxury.

Unfortunately for the primitives, throughout all of recorded human history including clear up to the present day, an easy and comfortable old age seems to have eluded nearly all of the human race, and when it happened, it happened more by luck than by plan.

And the primitives tend to be the people least worthy, least deserving, of an easy and comfortable retirement, no matter how much they scrimped and saved for it.  They were the ones who constantly voted to give away other people's money, and now it's their turn to make the sacrifice.

We have this idea that since the old man and the old lady, members of the greatest generation, seemed to have a good retirement, that we can too.  But such was not the universal experience; in fact, it was much more the exception than the rule.

This globule primitive, rather than spending all of his working years fantasizing about an easy and comfortable retirement, would've been better served learning and practicing survival skills.

I say this based upon what I saw and heard in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants during the early and mid-1990s, when I observed hordes, herds, swarms, of weak ill vulnerable ancient people who so tenaciously managed to survive.  It wasn't the money they'd put away, or the money the socialists had taken from them and "saved" for their retirement; a fixed pension with 100,000% inflation doesn't go very far, if it goes at all.
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2016, 11:32:50 AM »
nads and Steve with the burrito and camera in the library?

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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2016, 11:44:38 AM »
Retirement money? How dare you!  :whatever:

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2016, 11:46:04 AM »
You know, something's always mystified me about the primitives, and the way they think, what they expect from life.

What makes them think retirement's supposed to be easy and comfortable?

Yeah, it would be nice if it were, and it'd be even nicer if everybody, and not just a select few, could attain that luxury.

Unfortunately for the primitives, throughout all of recorded human history including clear up to the present day, an easy and comfortable old age seems to have eluded nearly all of the human race, and when it happened, it happened more by luck than by plan.

And the primitives tend to be the people least worthy, least deserving, of an easy and comfortable retirement, no matter how much they scrimped and saved for it.  They were the ones who constantly voted to give away other people's money, and now it's their turn to make the sacrifice.

We have this idea that since the old man and the old lady, members of the greatest generation, seemed to have a good retirement, that we can too.  But such was not the universal experience; in fact, it was much more the exception than the rule.

This globule primitive, rather than spending all of his working years fantasizing about an easy and comfortable retirement, would've been better served learning and practicing survival skills.

I say this based upon what I saw and heard in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants during the early and mid-1990s, when I observed hordes, herds, swarms, of weak ill vulnerable ancient people who so tenaciously managed to survive.  It wasn't the money they'd put away, or the money the socialists had taken from them and "saved" for their retirement; a fixed pension with 100,000% inflation doesn't go very far, if it goes at all.




     It's well in keeping with their general stupidity and gullibility. Take what's going on right now: the crash of oil prices, brought on by a glut. Wasn't it the DUmmies who assured us just a few years ago that we were at peak oil? That it would soon be $200/bbl? Anyone else remember the ENDLESS threads about "peak oil?"


     WRONG AGAIN, DUMBASSES.



     Remember when they were howling about basic foodstuffs becoming rare, evidenced by bags of rice being "rationed" at Costco? Remember when speculation was driving up the price of all commodities, and investors were hoarding corn and rice and such?


     WRONG AGAIN, DUMBASSES.


     Remember when the dollar was much weaker,and the DUmmies were asking each other how to convert their vast cash holdings into Euros? Remember that the dollar weakness was going to cause China to "call its debt" and wipe out the US? Remember when they admiringly noted that Jay-Z was flashing Euros in a music video? REMEMBER WHEN TWIXVOY ADVISED THEM TO SELL EVERYTHING AND PUT IT INTO GOLD, AND PUT THE GOLD IN THEIR WALLS?


      WRONG AGAIN, DUMBASSES.


       Let's face it: they're just stupid as all ****.

     
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2016, 11:46:48 AM »
Gosh DUmbfuk,you thought the law of unintended consequences doesn`t affect you?
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2016, 11:57:42 AM »
Gosh DUmbfuk,you thought the law of unintended consequences doesn`t affect you?
What do you think single payer will do to the financial markets?

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Nothing has any linkage to anything else.

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2016, 12:08:20 PM »



     It's well in keeping with their general stupidity and gullibility. Take what's going on right now: the crash of oil prices, brought on by a glut. Wasn't it the DUmmies who assured us just a few years ago that we were at peak oil? That it would soon be $200/bbl? Anyone else remember the ENDLESS threads about "peak oil?"


     WRONG AGAIN, DUMBASSES.



     Remember when they were howling about basic foodstuffs becoming rare, evidenced by bags of rice being "rationed" at Costco? Remember when speculation was driving up the price of all commodities, and investors were hoarding corn and rice and such?


     WRONG AGAIN, DUMBASSES.


     Remember when the dollar was much weaker,and the DUmmies were asking each other how to convert their vast cash holdings into Euros? Remember that the dollar weakness was going to cause China to "call its debt" and wipe out the US? Remember when they admiringly noted that Jay-Z was flashing Euros in a music video? REMEMBER WHEN TWIXVOY ADVISED THEM TO SELL EVERYTHING AND PUT IT INTO GOLD, AND PUT THE GOLD IN THEIR WALLS?


      WRONG AGAIN, DUMBASSES.


       Let's face it: they're just stupid as all ****.

   

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
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I thought the fact that we are less reliant on oil was a good thing. I thought we were moving to wean ourselves off of fossil fuels and on the road to alternate energy.

The law of supply and demand is as inflexible and unavoidable as the law of gravity, DUmbass.

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At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car After I Lose My House And My Retirement Money Is....

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2016, 04:35:22 PM »
There is no language on Earth that can describe just how grotesque that mental image is.

Sounds like a really bad porno movie.

Best I could do is 'creepy episode of the X-files'.

My mind wont go there...


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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2016, 04:37:33 PM »
Would it be too much to hope he has a leaky exhaust system?

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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2016, 05:18:39 PM »
I read the entire thread. Some dummies, possibly moles, possibly my moles, gave some excellent advice.   :whistling:

The dummie could continue working and pay off its house before it retires.  I could go on and on.  Lots of options for the dummie. 

No though... the dummie is going to retire come hell or high water this year.  That is why the dummie is a dummie and a soon to be poor one at that.  I hope the dummie ends up in a tent city freezing he/she/its ass off in the winter after the vehicle gets towed for illegal parking.

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2016, 09:52:47 PM »
Why doesn't the Dummy just move his/her 401k into something more stable, like most people do when they are approaching retirement.

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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2016, 04:28:53 AM »
Why doesn't the Dummy just move his/her 401k into something more stable, like most people do when they are approaching retirement.
That would take personal responsibility. You know better than that.
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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2016, 11:37:38 AM »
That would take personal responsibility. You know better than that.

A more obvious answer would be what 401K ?  I thought DUmmies were all about SS.
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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2016, 11:49:20 AM »
A more obvious answer would be what 401K ?  I thought DUmmies were all about SS.
I thought about that, but many companies have required 401k contributions so the primitive took whatever elections turned up first and forgot about it
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