I just want to punch that creepy SOB after looking at him.
The fund-raiser's been going on for 17 months now, and if one scrolls through the list of donors, one finds the big baloney and his wife poor dear Marta have contributed several times, usually twenty-five bucks a shot. In fact, it appears to be a "monthly pledge" sort of thing.
I'm loathe to criticize those who honestly believe they're helping others in need, but I can think of far worthier causes than this, that the big baloney should consider.
One also needs to remember that while it's the big baloney who "gave" the money, it was poor dear Marta who actually provided it for him to give away. And so whenever the big baloney bombastically announces yet another charitable contribution, it's poor dear Marta, not he, who's the one deserving of thanks.