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Rolex Randy ponders his "threat score". What a fruit.
« on: January 11, 2016, 04:31:51 PM »
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What is your "THREAT SCORE"


https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/the-new-way-police-are-surveilling-you-calculating-your-threat-score/2016/01/10/e42bccac-8e15-11e5-baf4-bdf37355da0c_story.html



As a national debate has played out over mass surveillance by the National Security Agency, a new generation of technology such as the Beware software being used in Fresno has given local law enforcement officers unprecedented power to peer into the lives of citizens.


You protested on behalf of BLM? Are you a greater threat now?


Randy, who has never protested anything other than the lack of new Rolex and Breitling designs, probably thinks the cops have a bead drawn on him.


The threat score is evidently an assessment of who is likely to be a criminal. It is almost certainly dependent on previous criminal behavior.

Since Randy is a coward who only occasionally ventures outside his lily-white enclave to peer at Ferraris, he has absolutely nothing to fear. In fact, whereas credit scores usually run from 300-850 and are numerical, the necessity of scoring liberals requires the score to be alphanumeric so as to permit values of "*****."
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Re: Rolex Randy ponders his "threat score". What a fruit.
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2016, 05:40:13 PM »
Your "laugh score" is off the charts DUmbass.

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Re: Rolex Randy ponders his "threat score". What a fruit.
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2016, 06:07:22 PM »
If Randy wants to score something on a fruitcake test, maybe he should come visit us out here in Missouri in a few months:

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/kevin-mcdermott/driving-while-gay-proposal-would-have-missouri-cops-try-to/article_87973f23-f6bd-577a-a29d-915543b25ee8.html

Randy's score would be "FAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS". 


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Re: Rolex Randy ponders his "threat score". What a fruit.
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2016, 06:13:36 PM »
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What is your "THREAT SCORE"


https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/the-new-way-police-are-surveilling-you-calculating-your-threat-score/2016/01/10/e42bccac-8e15-11e5-baf4-bdf37355da0c_story.html



As a national debate has played out over mass surveillance by the National Security Agency, a new generation of technology such as the Beware software being used in Fresno has given local law enforcement officers unprecedented power to peer into the lives of citizens.


You protested on behalf of BLM? Are you a greater threat now?

Yes you are dummie.  That tells the cops you are an unhinged idiot that just might go off the deep end and kill people. 
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Re: Rolex Randy ponders his "threat score". What a fruit.
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2016, 06:18:18 PM »
Yes you are dummie.  That tells the cops you are an unhinged idiot that just might go off the deep end and kill people.


     Randy is busy writing his own job description as Official BLM Fluffer. Career ladder: Sr. Fluffer, then Fluffer Manager. 
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Re: Rolex Randy ponders his "threat score". What a fruit.
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2016, 07:58:51 PM »

     Randy is busy writing his own job description as Official BLM Fluffer. Career ladder: Sr. Fluffer, then Fluffer Manager.
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Re: Rolex Randy ponders his "threat score". What a fruit.
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2016, 08:49:42 PM »
He's ready to move up to the Puffer ratings. Puffer jg; Sr. Puffer; Master Puffer and finally, Huffen Puffer.

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Re: Rolex Randy ponders his "threat score". What a fruit.
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2016, 07:41:58 AM »
Hey rr1! Don't like what the NSA is doing? Take it up with President Obama! He's one of yours!



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