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I thought there was nothing worse than an American prison
« on: January 08, 2016, 12:09:03 PM »
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Justin Bieber Asked To Leave Historical Site After Pulling Pants Down And ‘Trying To Climb A Ruin’


Justin Bieber has landed himself in a whole load of trouble after reportedly trying to ‘climb a ruin’ while sightseeing a Mayan fortress in Mexico.

The star reportedly stripped off and tried to jump onto an off limits ruin at Tulum beach leading to his bodyguards having an argument with the site’s security guards.

A local paper reports that the singer was then asked to leave ‘after pulling his underpants down’.

It’s believed (rather unsurprisingly) that Justin was ‘under the influence of alcohol’ at the time.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-asked-to-leave-historical-site-after-131905612.html

What trash

Stupid kid does stupid thing, blah blah blah,  but...

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1. He's damned lucky those security guards didn't kick the shit out of him or shoot him.

I wonder how long that little punk would last in a Mexican prison?


Response to GGJohn (Reply #1)Fri Jan 8, 2016, 11:57 AM
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3. He needs to be arrested somewhere like Mexico, spend 2 or 3 days in one of their jails.

If you need proof that my position on capitalism being a dismal failure is true, just look at Justin and Donald Trump.


Response to randys1 (Reply #3)Fri Jan 8, 2016, 12:00 PM
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4. I'm in total agreement with you.

A few days in a Mexican jail would teach him the errors of his ways, the problem with Justin is he hasn't had to face any consequences of his actions yet, that's why he thinks he's untouchable and above the law.



      A couple of things spring immediately to mind:


1. **** you, Randy.

2. I thought DUmmies view prison as a place of rehabilitation and reflection, where rapists and murderers go to reconnect with their sensitive, artistic selves. I thought that American prisons are awful because they are violent, nasty, dehumanizing places, where delicate flowers go to be abused. Why, then, do the DUmmies seem to be in such awe of Mexican prisons? They want the affluenza kid and his mother in Mexican prison. They want this Bieber kid in Mexican prison. Yet Mexican prisons are known the be among the most brutal in the world.
 
    What gives, Randy? (well, in YOUR case I know what the answer is: you want white people in prison, period, except yourself, of course, and perhaps your junkie kid)

 
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Re: I thought there was nothing worse than an American prison
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2016, 12:14:31 PM »
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3. He needs to be arrested somewhere like Mexico, spend 2 or 3 days in one of their jails.

If you need proof that my position on capitalism being a dismal failure is true, just look at Justin and Donald Trump.
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Re: I thought there was nothing worse than an American prison
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2016, 12:20:17 PM »
Says the guy who sells watches for a profit.  ::)

Couple things:

1. **** Randy.

2. He sells them at slight losses. He is rich enough to buy them, enjoy them for a while, then pass them along at near retail. In any event, he is most assuredly a capitalist. He facilitates capitalism to a great degree. He's just a moron who won't admit it. That white Ferrari he's seen admiring in that picture is the result of capitalism. I don't see him admiring the automotive splendors of the Iron Curtain.

One more thing:

3. **** Randy.
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Re: I thought there was nothing worse than an American prison
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2016, 01:36:43 PM »
Couple things:

1. **** Randy.

2. He sells them at slight losses. He is rich enough to buy them, enjoy them for a while, then pass them along at near retail. In any event, he is most assuredly a capitalist. He facilitates capitalism to a great degree. He's just a moron who won't admit it. That white Ferrari he's seen admiring in that picture is the result of capitalism. I don't see him admiring the automotive splendors of the Iron Curtain.

One more thing:

3. **** Randy.
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Re: I thought there was nothing worse than an American prison
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2016, 02:12:03 PM »
Couple things:

1. **** Randy.

2. He sells them at slight losses. He is rich enough to buy them, enjoy them for a while, then pass them along at near retail. In any event, he is most assuredly a capitalist. He facilitates capitalism to a great degree. He's just a moron who won't admit it. That white Ferrari he's seen admiring in that picture is the result of capitalism. I don't see him admiring the automotive splendors of the Iron Curtain.

One more thing:

3. **** Randy.

Be more emphatic, BFDU! :tongue:

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Re: I thought there was nothing worse than an American prison
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2016, 04:25:46 PM »
A couple of things spring immediately to mind:

1. **** you, Randy.
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I thought DUmmies view prison as a place of rehabilitation and reflection, where rapists and murderers go to reconnect with their sensitive, artistic selves.

^^^ It's actually what some view DU as

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I thought that American prisons are awful because they are violent, nasty, dehumanizing places, where delicate flowers go to be abused.

^^^ What DU actually is
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Re: I thought there was nothing worse than an American prison
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2016, 04:51:22 PM »
I can't figure out why so many primitives are so down on Bieber.  He didn't seem to be acting any stupider than DUmmy Archae was acting at the Star Wars movie last week and a lot of the other primitives were sympathetic to his predicament.
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Re: I thought there was nothing worse than an American prison
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2016, 05:18:36 PM »
Isn't Bieber Canadian?

I thought DUmmies liked all things Canadian.
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