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That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« on: January 01, 2016, 08:06:29 PM »
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That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...some disturbance here...

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(hat tip to Ray Stevens: http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-streak-lyrics-ray-stevens.html)

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There Seems to have been some disturbance here.

Pardon me, sir, did you see What happened?

Yeah, I did.

Some guy going by the name Omaha Steve parked his car in the lot out front. He saw the car next to his was "feeling the Bern". He decided to take a photo. Somebody stopped to see what he was taking a picture of. That person starts yelling about Bernie and gave OS a high five.

OS went in the store and the car was gone when he got back. I think it would have been a fun meeting with the owner of the other car.



My car is on the left. Two turn off Fox news, small no hobby lobby upper right, and Bernie sticker. Car on the Right has the magnet.

OS
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2016, 08:16:51 PM »
I'm going to enjoy in 2016 watching him say his typical stupid stuff and then excuse it with his claim of impending death.

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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2016, 08:42:14 PM »
Aw damn!  He had to go and mention that song and this popped into my head.


Here he comes...
<waddley waddley>
There he goes...
<waddley waddley>
Can't hardly fit into clothes!

Well they call him Omaha Steve,
<waddley waddley>
Slowest thing on two feet,
<waddley waddley>
He just as proud as he can be
of Senator Bernie
wants his money for free!

Yes they call him Omaha Steve,
<waddley waddley>
Slowest thing on two feet,
<waddley waddley>
He feels the Bern,
he never gonna learn,
cause he's a dummie!!


Feel free to add. 

OK I'll shut up now.    :tongue:


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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2016, 08:46:05 PM »
^Sung to the tune of ?
I was thinking "The Streak" by Ray Stevens ?
Would that fit ?
As for the initial story, it has to be one of the biggest nothingburger stories to have ever come along.
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2016, 09:08:53 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 01, 2016, 08:46:05 PM
^Sung to the tune of ?
I was thinking "The Streak" by Ray Stevens ?
Would that fit ?
As for the initial story, it has to be one of the biggest nothingburger stories to have ever come along.

Yep. It was a hat tip in OS OP.
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2016, 09:27:19 PM »
You know, maybe it's my imagination or something, but I think the big guy has a problem with the suspension on his motor vehicle.

If it's in fact the one on the left side of the photograph, it looks as if it's listing a tad bit too much to that side, probably because the driver is too heavy for the suspension.

And my sources in Bellevue tell me that the big guy's pretty insistent about being the one to drive all the time, no matter what, despite that poor dear Marta is a capable driver.
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2016, 09:36:45 PM »
I placed my order today for a magnetic bumper sticker 

Donald Trumps Them All

Let's see if it gets here quicker than my Make America Great Again cap!

I wear it every day walking the dog.  Have gotten lotsa glares, from Mexicans (here legally one hopes) as well as stupid yuppie puppies, and more thumbs up and car honks and waves.

Talked up my boy twice yesterday.  Once was in the bookstore attached to the library.  After the conversation I went around a corner or two and had some more smiles. 

I'd LUV to meet up with OS someday and share my opinion of HIS candidate. :stoner:
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2016, 11:18:23 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 01, 2016, 09:36:45 PM
I'd LUV to meet up with OS someday and share my opinion of HIS candidate. :stoner:

Airwolf, the lovely Celtic Rose, and I tried that once.  The Big Guy was a no-show.
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2016, 06:24:13 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 01, 2016, 11:18:23 PM
Airwolf, the lovely Celtic Rose, and I tried that once.  The Big Guy was a no-show.

Where has CR been?
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2016, 08:25:03 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2016, 06:24:13 AM
Where has CR been?

Wow. I just looked her up, and she hasn't been here since last May.
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2016, 10:06:49 AM »
I see her on Facebook. She's been pretty busy.

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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2016, 10:35:39 AM »
Other than being a Ford and a Chevy, I can't make out the models, but I see OS and the Bern-Out are demonstrating their belief in Global Worming by driving SUVs.
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2016, 01:34:45 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 01, 2016, 09:27:19 PM
You know, maybe it's my imagination or something, but I think the big guy has a problem with the suspension on his motor vehicle.

If it's in fact the one on the left side of the photograph, it looks as if it's listing a tad bit too much to that side, probably because the driver is too heavy for the suspension.

And my sources in Bellevue tell me that the big guy's pretty insistent about being the one to drive all the time, no matter what, despite that poor dear Marta is a capable driver.


Listing Lazily to the Left can have so many applications, when you're talking about a DUmmy.

 :-)

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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2016, 03:59:38 PM »
What is Up with the random Capitalization? 
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2016, 04:52:40 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 02, 2016, 03:59:38 PM
What is Up with the random Capitalization?

That is a result of the Big Guy dying a long drawn out death.   :lmao:
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2016, 05:30:06 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 01, 2016, 11:18:23 PM
Airwolf, the lovely Celtic Rose, and I tried that once.  The Big Guy was a no-show.

You know there's ONE consistent fact about dummies, Big Dog.  They're always AWOL.  Look at the Golfer in Chief.  He's way more inept and bumbling than Chevy Chase in Caddyshack. :mad:
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2016, 06:53:21 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on January 02, 2016, 10:35:39 AM
Other than being a Ford and a Chevy, I can't make out the models, but I see OS and the Bern-Out are demonstrating their belief in Global Worming by driving SUVs.

The Chevy is an Equinox, the Ford is an Explorer.
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Re: That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...(OS)
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2016, 06:58:07 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 01, 2016, 09:27:19 PM
You know, maybe it's my imagination or something, but I think the big guy has a problem with the suspension on his motor vehicle.

If it's in fact the one on the left side of the photograph, it looks as if it's listing a tad bit too much to that side, probably because the driver is too heavy for the suspension.

And my sources in Bellevue tell me that the big guy's pretty insistent about being the one to drive all the time, no matter what, despite that poor dear Marta is a capable driver.

Probably has sacked out/broken springs on the left side from OS's enormous bulk.  I'll bet a year's worth of mini-tacos the seat mounts and seat are junk as well.  He probably has a cinderblock underneath it to prop it up.   :lmao:
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