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The people who walked in darkness
have seen a great light;
Upon those who lived in a land of gloom
a light has shone.


https://youtu.be/SXh7JR9oKVE

^^^apparently in or near Albany, New York, a blue area; suck on it, primitives.
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The best Christmas present a primitive could get is to take heed of any advice from coach franksolich.
but not only do they not listen, they are defiant, obstinate, and resentful.
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The best Christmas present a primitive could get is to take heed of any advice from coach franksolich.

but not only do they not listen, they are defiant, obstinate, and resentful.

You know, next month will mark the 15th year of the primitives.

Fifteen years is a whole decade and a half; almost one-sixth of a whole century.

I think that's too long for the decent and civilized world to have to put up with the primitives.

My Christmas wish for them this year is that, beginning with the defrocked warped primitive, she with a face like Hindenberg's, the primitives go out and step in front of a big old semi-truck roaring down the highway.
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My Christmas wish for them this year is that, beginning with the defrocked warped primitive, she with a face like Hindenberg's, the primitives go out and step in front of a big old semi-truck roaring down the highway.

With all due respect to coach, I think this is a bad idea.

Semis can swerve and possibly slow down in time. 

I would suggest a freight train instead.   

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The best Christmas present a primitive could get is to take heed of any advice from coach franksolich.
but not only do they not listen, they are defiant, obstinate, and resentful.

DUmmies are an extremely bitter and resentful bunch. They are at heart, injustice collectors.
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With all due respect to coach, I think this is a bad idea.

Semis can swerve and possibly slow down in time. 

I would suggest a freight train instead.   

You do have a point. :thatsright:
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The best Christmas present a primitive could get is to take heed of any advice from coach franksolich.
but not only do they not listen, they are defiant, obstinate, and resentful.

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It's turning out a very Christmas-y Christmas out here in the Sandhills today.


I hope everybody--everybody but the primitives, of course--is having a joyous day.
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While writing the "Willie," the award for the most-memorable primitive, I was watching the video posted here in the first comment, the video of carolers serenading diners in a food court in or around Albany, New York.

I've been to Albany a few times--not for any great lengths of time, though, a few hours--and apparently wasn't paying any attention.

It must not be very diverse, Albany, as the place appears hostile to blonds and blondes.

During this past holiday season however, I did pay much attention to the racial composition of musical stars and members of choirs and other singing groups.

I'd never thought much about "race" before, but the racist primitives changed all that.

I've been truly surprised at the number of choristers in England--and yes, even the Mormon Tabernacle choir in Salt Lake City, Utah--who appear to be of African derivation. We're not talking any great percentages here, but enough to indicate that not all of Lamond's brothers and sisters appear to share his tastes for rappin' hate music.
« Last Edit: December 25, 2015, 07:23:47 PM by franksolich »
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With all due respect to coach, I think this is a bad idea.

Semis can swerve and possibly slow down in time. 

I would suggest a freight train instead.   

 :lol:   H5! That made me LOL!

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You do have a point. :thatsright:

Aha.  I think I'm on to something.

<<<been thinking like a primitive most of the afternoon, while writing the "Willie" award.

What do you guys up over there in Albany do with your blonds and blondes?

If that food court were in the Sandhills of Nebraska, it'd most likely be two-thirds to three-quarters yellow-haired.

The primitive inside of franksolich is curious.....and paranoid.  Perhaps you're silently genociding them, or something?  Maybe selective abortion, even?

For the record, in case one doesn't know, franksolich boasts dark brown hair.
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Aha.  I think I'm on to something.

<<<been thinking like a primitive most of the afternoon, while writing the "Willie" award.

What do you guys up over there in Albany do with your blonds and blondes?

If that food court were in the Sandhills of Nebraska, it'd most likely be two-thirds to three-quarters yellow-haired.

The primitive inside of franksolich is curious.....and paranoid.  Perhaps you're silently genociding them, or something?  Maybe selective abortion, even?

For the record, in case one doesn't know, franksolich boasts dark brown hair.

My paternal grandpa was from Sweden, but my dad, aunts and uncles all had dark hair. All of my cousins on that side had dark hair as did most of their kids.  However, their grandkids are another story. Most of them are all blonde or very light brown. It's almost like the blonde gene skips a few generations.

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My paternal grandpa was from Sweden, but my dad, aunts and uncles all had dark hair. All of my cousins on that side had dark hair as did most of their kids.  However, their grandkids are another story. Most of them are all blonde or very light brown. It's almost like the blonde gene skips a few generations.

That's possible, that the blond gene skips here and there.

In my family, only my mother, a sister, and I had brown hair; all the other five were blond or blonde.

But anyway, why this is of concern to me is this: in or around Albany is, essentially, a blue area, populated by Democrats, liberals, and primitives.

And Democrats, liberals, and primitives have a "thing" about people with yellow hair; because they remind them of the sorry existence of Hitler and the German socialists of yore, and so tend to think that blonds and blondes are racial superioritists, "Nordics," and would like to extirpate them from the human race.

It's odd, though, how only ugly people don't like blonds and blondes.

Just as black skin is undesirable to Democrats, liberals, and primitives, I'm wondering if yellow hair is equally undesirable, and being aborted out of existence in blue areas.
« Last Edit: December 25, 2015, 09:18:24 PM by franksolich »
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That's possible, that the blond gene skips here and there.

In my family, only my mother, a sister, and I had brown hair; all the other five were blond or blonde.

But anyway, why this is of concern to me is this: in or around Albany is, essentially, a blue area, populated by Democrats, liberals, and primitives.

And Democrats, liberals, and primitives have a "thing" about people with yellow hair; because they remind them of the sorry existence of Hitler and the German socialists of yore, and so tend to think that blonds and blondes are racial superioritists, "Nordics," and would like to extirpate them from the human race.

It's odd, though, how only ugly people don't like blonds and blondes.

Just as black skin is undesirable to Democrats, liberals, and primitives, I'm wondering if yellow hair is equally undesirable, and being aborted out of existence in blue areas.

I think the blonde gene is recessive is the main cause. IIRC, scientists think redheads and blondes both will disappear eventually.

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I think the blonde gene is recessive is the main cause. IIRC, scientists think redheads and blondes both will disappear eventually.

That may be so, of course, but remember, here I'm on purpose using my primitive thinking cap, with all its accompanying paranoia and fear--this is a mighty odd phenomenon, the lack of blonds and blondes in blue areas, and it's undoubtedly due to purposeful and malicious actions on the parts of other people (such as selectively aborting them out of the human race).  Things don't exist merely by random chance or accident, you know.

Actually, I think I need to call it my Atman thinking cap.
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I think the blonde gene is recessive is the main cause. IIRC, scientists think redheads and blondes both will disappear eventually.

All I know about blondes and redheads is this:

1. I prefer Blondes, always have, dunno why
2. Redheads have one hell of a temper. Ma Perky... RIP... was a redhead and one did not want to get on her bad side.   :lmao:
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That's possible, that the blond gene skips here and there.

In my family, only my mother, a sister, and I had brown hair; all the other five were blond or blonde.

But anyway, why this is of concern to me is this: in or around Albany is, essentially, a blue area, populated by Democrats, liberals, and primitives.

And Democrats, liberals, and primitives have a "thing" about people with yellow hair; because they remind them of the sorry existence of Hitler and the German socialists of yore, and so tend to think that blonds and blondes are racial superioritists, "Nordics," and would like to extirpate them from the human race.

It's odd, though, how only ugly people don't like blonds and blondes.

Just as black skin is undesirable to Democrats, liberals, and primitives, I'm wondering if yellow hair is equally undesirable, and being aborted out of existence in blue areas.

I'd have to go back and work out a Punnett square, but IIRC, light hair is a recessive trait.  My wife's hair is a dark shade of blonde, yet it's still blonde.  The Heiress is a brunette (and may God Himself help the guy who gets her!).  It would seem to me that women like having blonde hair; at least it seems that way, judging from the amount of formerly-brunette women I see around here.

Getting back to light hair being the recessive trait, I seem to remember hearing that there's seven sets of genes that determine hair color.

And for the record, I like blondes--it's just my personal preference.  If my wife wanted to go brunette, that would be fine with me. :-)
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I'd have to go back and work out a Punnett square, but IIRC, light hair is a recessive trait.  My wife's hair is a dark shade of blonde, yet it's still blonde.  The Heiress is a brunette (and may God Himself help the guy who gets her!).  It would seem to me that women like having blonde hair; at least it seems that way, judging from the amount of formerly-brunette women I see around here.

Getting back to light hair being the recessive trait, I seem to remember hearing that there's seven sets of genes that determine hair color.

And for the record, I like blondes--it's just my personal preference.  If my wife wanted to go brunette, that would be fine with me. :-)

I just want someone to tell me about the recessive hair color gene that causes most young blondes to have dark roots.
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You know what's going on here, sir, even though the primitives, who aren't very sharp, don't.

These sentiments aren't those of franksolich; they're those of franksolich thinking as primitives think.

(a) about the crowd in the food court seeming odd because so few blonds and blondes in it, while franksolich is rather more used to hordes and hordes of blonds and blondes much more so than other hair colors--and so this one in Albany is "odd" because it's not like the food courts in my world.

Primitives are very provincial, especially those from Massachusetts and the cousin out in San Diego; as far as they're concerned, their little corner of the world is the normal one, and if other parts of the world don't coincide with it, well, there's something wrong with other people's parts of the world.

So I'm mocking them for that.

(b) about that hair color matters in other aspects of the person and character; in this instance the primitives don't like "Nordic" blonds and blondes because they're too reminiscent of Adolph and his socialists several decades ago; they conjure up bad vibes.

Primitives of course are racist, and judge others by their outward appearances.

So I'm mocking them for that.

(c) about my disdain for blonds and blondes (which of course is totally faux; I'd have no friends if that were the real case), the color of the hair giving one an excuse to Hate.

Primitives love to Hate, and are always looking around for reasons.  (The bigger deal is, like the defrocked warped primitive Ms. Hindenberg, they can sometimes manage to hate for no reason at all.)

So I'm mocking them for that.

I surely hope decent and civilized people discern those times when franksolich is being utterly serious, being franksolich, and when franksolich is twitting the primitives.
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I collided with this yesterday (Friday, Christmas Day); I'd never heard it before, and think it would be rehabilitative for primitives to hear it too.

https://youtu.be/eMY3ivdNzwE
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I forgot.  But its a wintry day after Christmas, and I haven't had my coffee yet.

The fourth way I'm mocking the primitives is by insisting the absence of blonds and blondes is a conspiracy plotted by malevolent forces for reasons at present unknown.

There should be blonds and blondes there.  Why aren't there?

That they aren't there simply because of random chance or accident, well, nothing happens without some controlling genius and force behind it.

^^^now, if that's not an Atman attitude, I don't know what is.

Of course, franksolich really knows it happens because most of the population of Nebraska is derived from northern and far-northern Europe, which tend to produce blonds and blondes, while the population of New York is much more diverse, and hence more likely to have other colors of hair than we do here.

Also, very few of the Italianate ever came and settled in Nebraska, so there's that.

But a primitive of course would think it's a conspiracy of some sort.
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Of course, franksolich really knows it happens because most of the population of Nebraska is derived from northern and far-northern Europe, which tend to produce blonds and blondes, while the population of New York is much more diverse, and hence more likely to have other colors of hair than we do here.

Also, very few of the Italianate ever came and settled in Nebraska, so there's that.

I was going to say, bunches of Lutheran and Catholic German people settled in your part of the country. The Lutheran Church Missouri Synod (which changed from German to English services in the 1930s) has one of its seminaries in Seward. Lots of Germanic and Nordic people north of you in MN, WI, and the Dakotas (both of which have the headquarters of a couple of large Lutheran denominations; the LCMS is headquartered in St. Louis) as well. My Germanic grandparents checked out the Dakotas, but must've liked the weather in Central CA better.
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But a primitive of course would think it's a conspiracy of some sort.

Freedoms and choices of which Libs and Progs disapprove are always sinister, dangerous, and potentially part of some sort of eeee-vile conspiracy.
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I forgot.  But its a wintry day after Christmas, and I haven't had my coffee yet.

The fourth way I'm mocking the primitives is by insisting the absence of blonds and blondes is a conspiracy plotted by malevolent forces for reasons at present unknown.

There should be blonds and blondes there.  Why aren't there?

That they aren't there simply because of random chance or accident, well, nothing happens without some controlling genius and force behind it.

^^^now, if that's not an Atman attitude, I don't know what is.

Of course, franksolich really knows it happens because most of the population of Nebraska is derived from northern and far-northern Europe, which tend to produce blonds and blondes, while the population of New York is much more diverse, and hence more likely to have other colors of hair than we do here.

Also, very few of the Italianate ever came and settled in Nebraska, so there's that.

But a primitive of course would think it's a conspiracy of some sort.

New York has the most Italians in America. Most Italians immigrants were from Southern Italy, like Naples and Sicily. Nebraska is mainly German.
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