If you think a mall Santa who smells like sweat, cheap beer, and cigarettes is bad... here's a little Christmas cheer for you: The true story of "How Omaha Steve Totally Ruined Christmas".
"Mommy, Santa smells like poop!"
"Aw honey, that's just Santa Steve. He's a Crossroads Mall tradition. He's always been a little... gamey."
"Mommy, why does Santa Steve smell like poop?"
"Because, dear, Santa Steve crawls out of the sewer and delivers toys to all of the children of the world."
"WAAAAAAAH, don't make me sit on his lap! I'll be good! I'LL BE GOOD!"