SKIT: Hillary Returns Late to Debate Stage

[pjcomix]

DAVID MUIR: Well, Hillary Clinton isn't back yet and I am sick of waiting for her so here is a question for Senator Sanders.

(A question is asked and as Sanders answers, Hillary walks back on the stage.)

HILLARY CLINTON (at her podium): Sorry.

MUIR: That's okay, Mrs. Clinton, so back to Bernie...

HILLARY (interrupting): I was constipated

MUIR: I understand but now back to...

HILLARY: Plus it takes an extra long time to get out of my potato sack suit and squat.

MUIR: Okay, okay...

HILLARY: Then when I finished up it took more time to get back into my potato sack suit.

MUIR: Fine, Mrs. Clinton, but now to...

HILLARY: At the next debate I'll eat prunes in the afternoon.

MUIR: Look, Mrs. Clinton, we just have...

HILLARY: Of course, I have to be careful not to eat too much prunes or I could suffer from a certain kind of fits.

MUIR: PLEASE! I beg you to get off this subject.

HILLARY: Getting off the subject is a lot easier than getting off that bowl. No matter how much I grunted...

MUIR: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

MARTIN O'MALLEY: My generation doesn't have near those problems with constipation.

[Carl]

Easy solution.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUP3PMLdoOs[/youtube]

[67 Rover]

Easy solution.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUP3PMLdoOs[/youtube]

No denying she is full of it.

[zeitgeist]

Nonsense,  The old drunk evacuates her colon fast enough no doubt; however, pity the poor make up artist who has to do the repair work after she has been under the klieg lights.  You can literally watch the pancake melt on her as the debate goes on.  I suspect the make up team probably have to follow her into the potty with OBA's  to stomach the sulfuric stench of her dumps.  I am pretty sure two of Obama's seven extra states can be found in that waddle under her chin where you can watch the flow of pancake like lava from Vesuvius.