'Course, he could be meaning the coach of the Ohio University football team . . . 
No, really, it's I, although I have no idea why.
The first time I ever learned of this primitive was when he said on DU Jr. that his overriding goal in life was to "get franksolich."
That threw me for a loop, as I had no idea whatever I'd done to him, to deserve this; I'd never even known he'd existed.
The world's got some strange people in it.