A Christmas season dinner bouncy, brought to you by trumad

[Patriot Guard Rider]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027422543

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Star Member trumad (40,447 posts)

Dinner party with a bunch of Right Wingers last night--As usual--I whopped their Ass!
Most of the time at these dinner parties we do not discuss politics. The couple who have the parties are pretty moderate but some of their guest are not. Last night after several bottles of wine-- someone opened the gates.

My strategy is to sit quietly for a while, let them dig their graves---and then bury them.

My opening salvo most of the time is--- Look---first off none of you have credibility when discussing politics because all of you voted for George W. Bush twice. That right there should be the mic drop---but I continue beating them over the head with social issues.

I look at the men and ask---do you have a Vagina? After the confused shock wears off their faces I then tell them to shut the **** up when it comes to women's reproductive rights and choices. That's a first round one two punch and pretty much has them out on their feet.

Then I talk about marriage equality, Science, immigration, Church and State, etc. I tend to stay away from economic issues because they tend to counter with bullshit statistics--- my face glazes over when they talk gold standard....

I beat them to death with social issues and then tell them that each GOP candidate is against everyone of the social issues I brought up.

I know as I end the beating that they won't change their minds---but I also know that deep in their souls they know they just got whooped.

Not bad, but this could have been a lot better

[Skul]

Rugs lie better.
So-so bouncy.
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[Ralph Wiggum]

That word salad Bouncy sounds just like whatever fits the DU narrative on their perception of what conservatives think.

Absolute garbage.

[Big Dog]

The DUmmy lies poorly. No group of real people would sit around while some pretentious asshole flings spittle and invective at them.

If (and this is a big if) there was a party, and this asshole was invited, and he opened his cockholster, then the party ended right there, and this asshole won't be invited back.

Way to lose the only friends you have, asshole.

[Patriot Guard Rider]

The DUmmy lies poorly. No group of real people would sit around while some pretentious asshole flings spittle and invective at them.

If (and this is a big if) there was a party, and this asshole was invited, and he opened his cockholster, then the party ended right there, and this asshole won't be invited back.

Way to lose the only friends you have, asshole.

Exactly. Why would a bunch of conservatives knowingly invite a loud-mouth liberal knowing what's coming?

I certainly wouldn't.

[Big Dog]

This line made me laugh:

I look at the men and ask---do you have a Vagina?

It would be fun to have someone actually ask me that question at a party. I always appreciate the setup for a good laugh line.

If a DUmale asked: "Well, I am making payments on one, but a guy never really owns a vagina, do ya?"

If a KKKlam asked: "No, but I was hoping to rent yours for a couple hours. Whaddya say, babe? Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Now that will get you invited back to parties!

[Patriot Guard Rider]

This line made me laugh:

It would be fun to have someone actually ask me that question at a party. I always appreciate the setup for a good laugh line.

If a DUmale asked: "Well, I am making payments on one, but a guy never really owns a vagina, do ya?"

If a KKKlam asked: "No, but I was hoping to rent yours for a couple hours. Whaddya say, babe? Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Now that will get you invited back to parties!

$14? Man, you're generous. I'd offer $5 and a cigarette.

[Big Dog]

$14? Man, you're generous. I'd offer $5 and a cigarette.

I am well-known for my generosity to waitresses, strippers, and whores. I support single mothers!

[Delmar]

But do they fear you, Trumud?

Back on Thanksgiving the low post count nobody Yallow primitive posted a superior, more believable dinner party bouncy.  Nobody believes Trumud whopped anybody's ass.  On the other hand, Yallow alienating and repulsing his fellow dinner guests comes off as highly believable.

Trumud, you have been bested by a low post count nobody.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027385126

[SVPete]

DU-member acts ungraciously. Predictable.

His targets walk away shaking their heads. Wise and somewhat predictable.

DU-member thinks he won the argument. Predictable.

DU-member brags of his imagined victory on DU. Predictable.

Is TrulyMuddy getting his desired DU-cred?

[98ZJUSMC]

Rugs lie better.

...and serve a purpose.

Star Member trumad (40,447 posts)

Dinner party with a bunch of Right Wingers last night--As usual--I whopped their Ass!
Most of the time at these dinner parties we do not discuss politics. The couple who have the parties are pretty moderate but some of their guest are not. Last night after several bottles of wine-- someone opened the gates.

My strategy is to sit quietly for a while, let them dig their graves---and then bury them.

My opening salvo most of the time is--- Look---first off none of you have credibility when discussing politics because all of you voted for George W. Bush twice. That right there should be the mic drop---but I continue beating them over the head with social issues.

I look at the men and ask---do you have a Vagina? After the confused shock wears off their faces I then tell them to shut the **** up when it comes to women's reproductive rights and choices. That's a first round one two punch and pretty much has them out on their feet.

Then I talk about marriage equality, Science, immigration, Church and State, etc. I tend to stay away from economic issues because they tend to counter with bullshit statistics--- my face glazes over when they talk gold standard....

I beat them to death with social issues and then tell them that each GOP candidate is against everyone of the social issues I brought up.

I know as I end the beating that they won't change their minds---but I also know that deep in their souls they know they just got whooped.

Meanwhile, deep in their minds:

[BamaMoose]

And he doubles down on the stupidity:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027425126

Star Member trumad (40,459 posts)

Looks like Discussionist has sent Agent Smith in to do their bidding.

First off---what a bunch of cowards these little shit turds are.

I posted a thread today about a dinner party I had with a couple of wingers and how I basically kicked their butts in a debate.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7422543

Looks like some in Discussionist didn't like that and so they started a thread to diss old trumad.

As you can see---it's full of the typical winger horseshit that you'd see at Free Republic, the Conservative Cave---and now Discussionist.

http://www.discussionist.com/1015649057

So guess who shows up in my dinner thread?

A member of Discussionist telling me to come over to Discussionist and debate real Right Wingers---including himself.

Nah---they can come here and counter what I said at my dinner party.

You think they'll do it?

He posted this knowing that the person who challenged his fairy tale had already been banned from DUmmieLand just for calling him out.  Keep hiding underneath Skinner skirt Trumad.  It shows what a tough guy you are, *****.

[Carl]

I look at the men and ask---do you have a Vagina?

Do you own a gun truemud?

[Skul]

Nah---they can come here.......

We all know exactly what that means, don't we?
For the lurkers, it means Trumud is a coward.  He flat lied about the "wingers", and now hides behind Skinner's
peticoats because he knows he will be protected from one of the CC girls.
Trumud would be better off wearing a vagina because the wee-wee (what he only uses it for) is a waste of good
flesh.

[Boudicca]

Do you own a gun truemud?

I do believe one of the qualifications for owning a gun is to first prove yourself in possession of a functioning brain, so Carl, truemud can't own one.
Bet he can't even rent a vagina either, unless I'm confusing him with steveleser.  Nevermind, DUmmie "men", like Obola, allow women in general and their significant other(s) to confiscate their balls and string them up into a necklace.  Then the spouse gets asked by strangers about said necklace and where did the wearer find such teeny tiny beads.

But thanks for the question about the gun to truemud cuz I just remembered I've got to get busy on my Christmas shopping list for hubby and first stop is the gun store out in the county.

[98ZJUSMC]

Nah---they can come here and counter what I said at my dinner party.

We all know exactly what that means, don't we?
For the lurkers, it means Trumud is a coward.  He flat lied about the "wingers", and now hides behind Skinner's
peticoats because he knows he will be protected from one of the CC girls.
Trumud would be better off wearing a vagina because the wee-wee (what he only uses it for) is a waste of good
flesh.

I mean, really ......    The little twink gave zero examples of his Walter Mitty smackdown.  Debate what, jackass? Hell, last week, I debated MIT AND KICKED THEIR ASS!!!!!!! elEbiNty!!!111 See how this works, idiot?  And the vajayjay retort was about what, exactly?  No idea.  Oh, we can guess, with almost certain 100% accuracy. 

You think they'll do it?

On (D)U?  Bold statement considering Conservatives aren't allowed to comment at the (D)Umper, fool.  No, you avoid (D)U Jr. because WE CAN cram it up your ass sideways, with a twist.   

[Patriot Guard Rider]

On (D)U?  Bold statement considering Conservatives aren't allowed to comment at the (D)Umper, fool.  No, you avoid (D)U Jr. because WE CAN cram it up your ass sideways, with a twist.   

And because no conservative will log on over there to debate him/her/it, that'll be taken as de facto proof he's right. He'd be the first to alert on the "conservative" and have them tombstoned so he doesn't have to answer.

[Duke Nukum]

My opening salvo most of the time is--- Look---first off none of you have credibility when discussing politics because you disagree with me.
--Fixed Trumad Quote on his Mad Debatin' sKilz

[USA4ME]

Classic scared trulymad primitive.

After being asked to defend himself in neutral territory, he does this:

trumad

Any place, any time---OK--let's go.

So it's really NOT any place, any time. Figures.

.

[Sassyspop]

I invited him over to DI to debate several times and he posted any time about 10 minutes after I became "name removed"... the gutless puke

[sharkhawk]

Isn't the question to the men about having a vagina horribly transphobic?  I mean according to the DUmmies that's not how we are supposed to determine ones gender. Maybe one the other males thinks he's a woman so that should shut down the conversation right there. And don't give me that they weren't dressed as women, because that would be sexist by norming what men's and women's clothing should be

[BattleHymn]

Isn't the question to the men about having a vagina horribly transphobic?  I mean according to the DUmmies that's not how we are supposed to determine ones gender. Maybe one the other males thinks he's a woman so that should shut down the conversation right there. And don't give me that they weren't dressed as women, because that would be sexist by norming what men's and women's clothing should be

It's your game, DUmbasses-  we're just playing it better.

[jb2u11]

Bet Trumad had no idea when he posted he would be getting laughed at from so many different people at so many different forums.  Does this get him a nomination?

[Skul]

Isn't the question to the men about having a vagina horribly transphobic?  I mean according to the DUmmies that's not how we are supposed to determine ones gender. Maybe one the other males thinks he's a woman so that should shut down the conversation right there. And don't give me that they weren't dressed as women, because that would be sexist by norming what men's and women's clothing should be

Oh yes   

 

[BattleHymn]

Bet Trumad had no idea when he posted he would be getting laughed at from so many different people at so many different forums.  Does this get him a nomination?

If he wasn't he would be now, but since he is already, there is not point in it.   

I might bump the primitive up a couple of spots on my ballot, though.  Maybe in front of the passiveporcupine primitive. 

It's hard to compete with having a filthy frog hopping around and shitting on everything in your kitchen.