My friend's brother reffered to the city jail as "John Brown's Hotel". Got nowhere to sleep for the night and it's going to be cold outside? Whip out your junk in the middle of the street and take a whiz. Seriously. I gave this guy a ride down to the jail (I didn't know where the jail was, I was just taking directions from my friend). He says "let me out here". Uh, okay.
So, I let him out in the middle of the street. He leaves the passenger door open, drops trou, and lets loose.
I shut the door and got the hell out of there.