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Offline SVPete

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Re: Crazy Bob worries about the price of razors.
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2015, 07:52:31 PM »
Sooooo ... TMN bought an electric razor so as to avoid giving his $$ to the EEEEEE-vile corporations, Gillette and Schick? I'm sure the corporate giants, Philips-Norelco or Remington are thankful. I hope he takes seriously the advice to replace the blades in the electric razor every year or so. If he doesn't, ummmm, in a year or so he won't be very happy, IYKWIM.
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Re: Crazy Bob worries about the price of razors.
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2015, 08:09:17 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on December 02, 2015, 12:44:53 PM
     Only takes one to kill yourself, Banzin. Don't be such a cheapskate.

Didn't you read his post?  he plans on killing himself with an electric razor (NOT by stepping into a bathtub).
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Re: Crazy Bob worries about the price of razors.
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2015, 10:57:01 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on December 02, 2015, 06:44:10 PM
Every time I think of a straight razor, I think of this movie:

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Re: Crazy Bob worries about the price of razors.
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2015, 11:11:23 PM »
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Re: Crazy Bob worries about the price of razors.
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2015, 05:30:24 AM »
I have no idea what DUmmie TMN's problem is with razor blades.  I use a Gillette Fusion razor (4 blades) and mine last at least 2 months.

The secret is to dry the blades after you use the razor, corrosion will kill the edge long before your beard will.

I don't know if this has anything to do with it, but for 42 of my 56 years, I've used my grandfather's shaving mug and brush (actually, the brush has been replaced 3 times already), with Wilkinson's shaving soap.  I haven't bought a can of shaving cream since I started shaving.

Such a whiny little bitch...
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Re: Crazy Bob worries about the price of razors.
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2015, 01:59:33 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on December 03, 2015, 05:30:24 AM
I have no idea what DUmmie TMN's problem is with razor blades.  I use a Gillette Fusion razor (4 blades) and mine last at least 2 months.

Bob has been under a lot of stress over the last couple of years, ever since he was robbed of the ability to let go of his stress by playing his favorite childhood pastime, hopscotch. 

In an effort to help Bob ease his burden, I have compiled this handy-dandy guide to help him begin his walk onto the path of reduced stress:









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