smfh at all of this monumental bullshit.
Mrs. E was a staffer at the MU School of Music and was part of the overall effort to cater to and placate all of the students.
While it's unfair to lump all of these critters in one basket, I'm convinced the water in Columbia is laced with DUMBASS 151, which brings on heightened levels of stupidity in everybody unfortunate enough to drink it.