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Offline CC27

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Sanders announces that water is wet.
« on: November 09, 2015, 04:44:47 PM »
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Sanders announces that water is wet.


Clinton supporters immediately denounce wet waterists, insist all true democrats are dry waterists, note that Sanders is technically not a democrat thus proving that water is dry.

Two days later Clinton notes as an aside that water is actually wet.

Clinton supporters immediately announce that Sanders had 40 years to come to his wet waterism and that according to somebody on the internet he told somebody somewhere once that water might be not entirely wet because of ice.

WTF???

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251786874
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2015, 04:52:44 PM »
That's pretty good, actually, and an accurate parody of DemonRat infighting.
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2015, 04:53:23 PM »
Water is sexist.
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2015, 05:02:29 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 09, 2015, 04:52:44 PM
That's pretty good, actually, and an accurate parody of DemonRat infighting.

You're right. That actually is pretty good.
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2015, 05:17:36 PM »
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2015, 05:49:46 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 09, 2015, 05:17:36 PM
And wet "T" shirtest.

But not ice, unless you want to get punched.  :-)
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2015, 06:05:21 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 09, 2015, 05:17:36 PM
And wet "T" shirtest.

Hey, check your wet privilege.
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2015, 09:16:25 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on November 09, 2015, 06:05:21 PM
Hey, check your wet privilege.

Now, what is wet privilege?  :lmao:
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2015, 07:17:55 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 09, 2015, 09:16:25 PM
Now, what is wet privilege?  :lmao:
That you even have to ask that question proves your privilege.
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2015, 07:27:22 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 09, 2015, 09:16:25 PM
Now, what is wet privilege?  :lmao:

Not needing this? :confused:



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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2015, 05:04:11 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on November 09, 2015, 06:05:21 PM
Hey, check your wet privilege.

I'm also going to check my whet privilege...at the local watering hole !
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2015, 09:22:52 AM »
DUmmies discussing the properties of Dihydrogen Monoxide.  How quaint.

They couldn't boil it without burning it.


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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2015, 09:27:54 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on November 11, 2015, 09:22:52 AM
DUmmies discussing the properties of Dihydrogen Monoxide.  How quaint.

They couldn't boil it without burning it.

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/ban-dihydrogen-oxide.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

I"ll bet anyone who voted for this stuff is also a liberal.
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Re: Sanders announces that water is wet.
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2015, 09:42:03 AM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on November 11, 2015, 09:27:54 AM
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/ban-dihydrogen-oxide.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

I"ll bet anyone who voted for this stuff is also a liberal.

I loved that episode!

The one about 9-11 conspiracies was good, too. 
« Last Edit: November 11, 2015, 10:41:55 AM by diesel driver »
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