What good does it do to register someone if they aren't going to vote anyways?
I'm trying to figure out why Randy's even bothering.
I mean, don't the Democrats already usually have somebody in an office in city hall, some flaccid carbuncled old drunk resembling the late Tipsy O'Neill, sitting behind a desk conjuring up voting rolls from cemetery records, telephone directories, newspaper stories, and even making up names in his head?
Instead of wasting time and energy chatting with his relatives and friends about registering, why doesn't Randy just go to this corrupt old fart and give him a list of their names?