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Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« on: November 09, 2015, 11:06:15 AM »
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Register your relatives and neighbors, co-workers and friends, to VOTE!


We are always told "this" is the "one" election that "really" matters.

Well, they all do, but you could make the argument that with the advent of the American Taliban, aka teaparty, we really are behind the 8 ball if we **** this up.

If you experience any shenanigans at a polling place on election day, please tweet pics or info here

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and we will turn the info over to the DOJ.

Now...for the important part


Go HERE to register or send this link to whoever

https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote

All i have to say is **** you rolex boy.

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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2015, 11:10:22 AM »
If you're too lazy and apathetic to register on your own, maybe you shouldn't be voting.
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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2015, 11:17:39 AM »
 :lmao: :rotf: Gasp! Does r1 realize?! What he proposes would register lots and lots of WHITES! Heterosexual whites! Some of them CHRISTIANS!!!!!! :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2015, 11:18:41 AM »
Rolex Randy Shaw never gets past the male/female check off box.

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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2015, 11:38:09 AM »
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Not-Black, Nearly-Gay Rolex Randy

Register your relatives and neighbors, co-workers and friends, to VOTE!

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Commit voter fraud, it's the Democrat way!
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CAVE FVROREM PATIENTIS.

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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2015, 12:27:11 PM »
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Register your relatives and neighbors, co-workers and friends, to VOTE!

Um, yeah do it DUmmies.

Every holiday we all hear the bouncy stories of their reich-wing fundamentalist families. Those are exactly the people that need to be registered.   :-)

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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2015, 12:54:34 PM »
What good does it do to register someone if they aren't going to vote anyways?
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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2015, 12:57:49 PM »
What good does it do to register someone if they aren't going to vote anyways?

These a fasci...er progressives. You register someone and then go vote for them.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2015, 02:39:21 PM »
These a fasci...er progressives. You register someone and then go vote for them.

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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2015, 03:29:53 PM »
Sounds to me like what Rolex Boi is saying could be construed as voter fraud by advocating that the DUmmies sign up their relatives to vote without their knowledge.
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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2015, 03:35:58 PM »
Sounds to me like what Rolex Boi is saying could be construed as voter fraud by advocating that the DUmmies sign up their relatives to vote without their knowledge.

You may be onto something, Dragoon.
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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2015, 04:20:59 PM »
What good does it do to register someone if they aren't going to vote anyways?

I'm trying to figure out why Randy's even bothering.

I mean, don't the Democrats already usually have somebody in an office in city hall, some flaccid carbuncled old drunk resembling the late Tipsy O'Neill, sitting behind a desk conjuring up voting rolls from cemetery records, telephone directories, newspaper stories, and even making up names in his head?

Instead of wasting time and energy chatting with his relatives and friends about registering, why doesn't Randy just go to this corrupt old fart and give him a list of their names?
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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2015, 04:50:30 PM »
If you're too lazy and apathetic to register on your own, maybe you shouldn't be voting.

My sentiments exactly.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2015, 05:30:10 AM »
:lmao: :rotf: Gasp! Does r1 realize?! What he proposes would register lots and lots of WHITES! Heterosexual whites! Some of them CHRISTIANS!!!!!! :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2015, 07:44:27 AM »
I'm trying to figure out why Randy's even bothering.

I mean, don't the Democrats already usually have somebody in an office in city hall, some flaccid carbuncled old drunk resembling the late Tipsy O'Neill, sitting behind a desk conjuring up voting rolls from cemetery records, telephone directories, newspaper stories, and even making up names in his head?

Instead of wasting time and energy chatting with his relatives and friends about registering, why doesn't Randy just go to this corrupt old fart and give him a list of their names?

I don't know Humboldt County politics. It's on the coast, but far from the Lib-Prog centers, like SF and the Land of LA. If, by some chance, the county Registrar of Voters is on the conservative side of the spectrum, that wouldn't work, and if r1 registers too many non-resident relatives, he might get attention when the number of registered voters exceeds the county's number of eligible voters.
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Re: Register your relatives and neighbors.. Randy1
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2015, 07:50:46 AM »
If I had to wager a guess... most of randy1's relatives and neighbors are already on another sort of registry.