Marrah_G (27,421 posts)
13. Good news then
My conservative friend who has never voted democrat said he would pick Sanders over Trump due to our conversations and suggestions that he look into bernie's views.
Here is the actual conversation:
Dummie: What do you think about Bernie?
Conservative Friend: Who?
Dummie: Bernie Sanders
CF: Who is that? Is he the guy in the KFC commercial that replaced Col Sanders?
Dummie: NO!!!! BERNIE SANDERS!!! Running for prez!!! Gonna right this nation!!! Gonna bring us socialist paradise!!! <spittle flying>
CF: <WTF is this guy on?>
Dummie: You seriously cannot be voting for Trump? He is a Teabagger, a nazi, grandma will get thrown off the cliff!!!
CF: <gotta be careful here...best not push this guy over the edge>
Dummie: Are you gonna vote for Trump?!?!?! Or any other rethuglicon?!?!?!
CF: Ummm No... I am gonna vote for Barney Sanders.
Dummie: Bernie!!
CF: Yes, yes, Bernie Sanders. I misspoke. Sorry. Look... I got to be going. See ya later.
Dummie: Remember it is BERNIE SANDERS!!!
CF: See ya!