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Holy Jeebus. Just. Shaking. My. Head.
« on: October 10, 2015, 03:31:16 PM »
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Cocks not glocks: Dildos to replace guns at UT-Austin campus carry protest
AUSTIN - Hundreds of students at the University of Texas at Austin will protest a new law will allow more guns on campus not with signs or sit-ins, but by "strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks."

Their mantra? #CocksNotGlocks

Jessica Jin, who set up the "Campus (DILDO) Carry" event on Facebook, invokes the argument that allowing more guns on campus will make students safe is a fallacy. She's urging students to send campus leaders that message by strapping on the plastic phalluses.

"'You're carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I'm carrying a HUGE DILDO,'" Jin says in the group's description. "Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play."

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Someone wake me up when this freakin planet returns to normal.
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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

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Re: Holy Jeebus. Just. Shaking. My. Head.
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2015, 03:35:53 PM »
Sometimes reality defies the abilities of the best writers of parody. I think this is well within that ballpark.
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Re: Holy Jeebus. Just. Shaking. My. Head.
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2015, 03:53:34 PM »
Eagerly waiting to see what happens when the school administration gets the inevitable flood of 'Hostile sexual harassment environment' complaints in their offices...
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Re: Holy Jeebus. Just. Shaking. My. Head.
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2015, 03:56:32 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 10, 2015, 03:53:34 PM
Eagerly waiting to see what happens when the school administration gets the inevitable flood of 'Hostile sexual harassment environment' complaints in their offices...

I bet there's going to be a high percentage of light loafers trailing behind wanting to buy excess inventory.
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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams

Many people do not see evil until the gas is flowing into the chamber. That is why they get on the trains in the first place.

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Re: Holy Jeebus. Just. Shaking. My. Head.
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2015, 04:41:11 PM »
I encountered the most bizarre example of PC yesterday.

On my flight back to EWR I watched the movie "Spy."  Very funny.  The odd thing is they tossed unedited F-bombs throughout the entire film.  But in one tiny scene, our heroine called our female antagonist a "****."  They didn't block the word "****" nor its colleagues of "asshole," "dipshit, "dickhead," et. seq.  But they blanked the word "****."  Twice, from what I could tell.

Since I opened the door: What.  The. ****??????
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Re: Holy Jeebus. Just. Shaking. My. Head.
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2015, 08:17:25 PM »
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Cocks not glocks: Dildos to replace guns at UT-Austin campus carry protest
AUSTIN - Hundreds of students at the University of Texas at Austin will protest a new law will allow more guns on campus not with signs or sit-ins, but by "strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks."

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Re: Holy Jeebus. Just. Shaking. My. Head.
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2015, 01:03:23 AM »
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Jessica Jin, who set up the "Campus (DILDO) Carry" event on Facebook, invokes the argument that allowing more guns on campus will make students safe is a fallacy phallusy.

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