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I was eating my dinner in a truck stop tonight. I over heard 3 men talking about Pres. Obama. I was mystified what I was hearing. They were saying that Pres. Obama should never be able to issue an executive order with out approval from congress. I could not hold back and said it is in the constitution. i.e. Bush used the same process to pass laws and the same as all the presidents before them.  Yeeesh.... 


Look, jackass.  Nobody thinks EO's need Congressional approval.  That's the point of an EO.  Let's continue with your composition......

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One of them laughed  Uh-huh  and said that it was wrong because he is not their president.  Which (D)Ummie style guide are you using?  I said REALLY? I asked them where did they hear all this garbage? One said he heard Rush said this on his radio show and the other 2 said they heard it on Fox news. I told them to quit listen to idiots like them and they might get smarter.  That's showing them!


Rush followed by Fox.   :yawn: 


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As I left to pay my bill, this other person came up to me said they had been talking trash before I came into the restaurant. He told me that they were upset that the President was going to take our guns.  Uh-huh...


That's supposed to be a cop and the clientele are supposed to be clapping.  Seriously, up your game.

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I am amazed they drive a truck, it takes some knowledge to drive a truck, but a lot more knowledge to understand the constitution. Uh-huh..... They have none of the latter.

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This should help you relax from stressful diner LOL

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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2015, 07:41:46 AM »
And now, as Paul Harvey used to say, for the rest of the story.

I was sitting in a roadside diner, eating breakfast and minding my own business. Without warning, a dirty, smelly old hippie at the counter turned to my table and screamed at an empty chair, "It's in the constitution!"

I looked around, as I was alone, and no one else had spoken. I asked the dirty, smelly hippie, "What the **** are you talking about?"

The dirty, smelly hippie screamed at the empty chair, "REALLY? Where did you hear all this garbage?"

I had no idea what the dirty, smelly hippie was talking about, so I said "**** off, asshole", and went back to my bacon and coffee.

The hippie screamed at another empty chair, "Quit listening to idiots like them and you might get smarter!"

Then the dirty, smelly hippie staggered out the door, talking angrily to himself, scratching at a nasty rash on his arm, and leaving a chemtrail of stale urine and patchouli.

As he left, the waitress called out, "Wait, you didn't pay for your meal!" 

The waitress picked up the phone to call 911. I finished my bacon and coffee. I knew some cops would soon jump out of the bushes and drag the dirty, smelly hippie off to jail.

"Better them than me," I thought, as I rode away.
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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2015, 07:54:09 AM »
This poster accepted a challenge from stage (gunfire in the morning) left for most outrageous made up story to post on DU, although he/she/it needs to use more descriptive language to further articulate the encounter.

"As I sat there, thoughts running through my mind, I silently became determined to confront these men in a pre-determined, thoughtful, powerful, yet non-threatening way. They might have had guns and I didn't want to upset them. My wife was at home, dealing with a rampant shooter firing from his front porch while she hid in the bedroom. "I didn't want to become a gun victim myself", I thought".
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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2015, 07:57:19 AM »
Wouldn't the user name "imanamerican63" have been more accurate were it "americanbybirthonly63"?

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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2015, 07:58:27 AM »
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I could not hold back and said it is in the constitution. i.e. Bush used the same process to pass laws and the same as all the presidents before them.

If he said this in so many words, it's qualify as laconic stupidity.

1.) No, executive orders are not in the US Constitution, because they don't need to be. A proper executive order has to do with the operation of departments that are part of the executive branch, and does not violate existing law. It tells the relevant bureaucrats how to go about their jobs.

2.) Executive orders cannot "pass laws". That would violate existing law, the US Constitution, which reserves that function to Congress.

That's a whole lot of ignorance of the US Constitution being spouted by a dude criticizing others for their lack of knowledge and understanding of the USC!

I suspect the paucity of responses to this snicker-bait is at least partly due to some DU folk recognizing the OP's stupidity. Plus, some were "busy" with their Friday night recreational chemicals.
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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2015, 11:05:11 AM »
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talking angrily to himself, scratching at a nasty rash on his arm crotch,

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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2015, 11:22:15 AM »
Karin, I have to confess having thought in a quite different direction when I saw, "Truck Stop bouncy" in the thread title.
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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2015, 11:38:44 AM »
Karin, I have to confess having thought in a quite different direction when I saw, "Truck Stop bouncy" in the thread title.

If it was that kind of bouncy, you can bet that there would have been lots of interest.
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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2015, 12:35:59 PM »
And now, as Paul Harvey used to say, for the rest of the story.

I was sitting in a roadside diner, eating breakfast and minding my own business. Without warning, a dirty, smelly old hippie at the counter turned to my table and screamed at an empty chair, "It's in the constitution!"

I looked around, as I was alone, and no one else had spoken. I asked the dirty, smelly hippie, "What the **** are you talking about?"

The dirty, smelly hippie screamed at the empty chair, "REALLY? Where did you hear all this garbage?"

I had no idea what the dirty, smelly hippie was talking about, so I said "**** off, asshole", and went back to my bacon and coffee.

The hippie screamed at another empty chair, "Quit listening to idiots like them and you might get smarter!"

Then the dirty, smelly hippie staggered out the door, talking angrily to himself, scratching at a nasty rash on his arm, and leaving a chemtrail of stale urine and patchouli.

As he left, the waitress called out, "Wait, you didn't pay for your meal!" 

The waitress picked up the phone to call 911. I finished my bacon and coffee. I knew some cops would soon jump out of the bushes and drag the dirty, smelly hippie off to jail.

"Better them than me," I thought, as I rode away.

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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2015, 03:05:55 PM »
If it was that kind of bouncy, you can bet that there would have been lots of interest.

Asking for directions?
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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2015, 08:30:07 AM »
talking angrily to himself, scratching at a nasty rash on his arm crotch,

Good change.

I was going for the "junkie in need of a fix" image, but "infested with crabs" works, too!
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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2015, 10:40:12 AM »
I was going for the "junkie in need of a fix" image, but "infested with crabs" works, too!

DUmmies probably think "crabs" are seafood...    :rotf:
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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2015, 11:22:31 AM »
DUmmies probably think "crabs" are seafood...    :rotf:

stevenumbers would eat 'em.
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Re: (D)Ummie tries a Truck Stop bouncy. Even the hive isn't interested
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2015, 05:28:53 PM »
A little traveling music maestro:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzjMJ8vjHKY[/youtube]

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