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Offline FlippyDoo

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Nads knows headlines
« on: September 28, 2015, 06:04:52 PM »
First of all, where is nadin? Has she left the DUmp again? After a tough day fictionally spirit guiding folks I thought I’d row over to the island and take in some nooz with nadinistic wisdom to relax, but the only thing I could find was from several days ago.

Since the DUmp was a bust I decided to try her blog I mean “newspaper”. I click on the ’news release’ link and discovered this headline: FBI and San Diego Police Department Seek the Public’s Assistance to Identify Mission Federal Credit Union.

Naturally I think, “Holy Sh!t! Now that’s a news story!” Around here the Credit Unions are fair sized buildings with tons of signs so I was wondering what in the world could have happened that could cause law enforcement to not be able to identify the place. Was it climactic change? Was it a renegade windmill?

Well, turns out that the headline was just a tiny bit misleading. The cops were actually needing the public to help them identify a guy who robbed the place.

http://reportingsandiego.com/2015/09/21/fbi-and-san-diego-police-department-seek-the-publics-assistance-to-identify-mission-federal-credit-union/
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Re: Nads knows headlines
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2015, 06:09:55 PM »
She left out some words for illustrative purposes.

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Re: Nads knows headlines
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2015, 06:36:39 PM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: - but one expects such omissions from the cousin.
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Re: Nads knows headlines
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2015, 07:16:14 PM »
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Witnesses described the robber as follows:

Sex: Male Gender Bias!  Could be transgendered!!!
Race: Hispanic or Black You racist bitch!!!  This is White Privilege at its worst!!!  Profiling the colourds!!!
Height: Approximately 5’6” tall Arduus bias!!! Only short people commit crimes???
Weight: Approximately 165 to 170 pounds Naads hates fat people!!!
Build: Medium Not if it is 5'6" and 170!!!!
Age: Early 30s Agism!!! What makes you think someone in its 7-s can't commit this crime???!!!
« Last Edit: September 28, 2015, 07:25:02 PM by freedumb2003b »
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Re: Nads knows headlines
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2015, 07:19:31 PM »
That should read  "gNads gNoes hEeadlines".

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Re: Nads knows headlines
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2015, 07:54:54 PM »
I knew a reporter names Nads, she followed me, wherever I'd have to pee.  I'm no King Tut, but I have his legacy, whenever I have to pee.

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Re: Nads knows headlines
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2015, 09:00:06 PM »
I read stuff like this, and I remember when she threatened legal action against me for saying "imajournolistdammit" in my tags.  :thatsright:

like a blog and a camera makes anyone a journalist.   :stoner:

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Re: Nads knows headlines
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2015, 07:13:45 AM »
I'm guessing her blog online news publisher SW has a limit on article title length, and she either couldn't compose a more brief title and didn't care, or she's too careless to notice.

Or maybe ... I wonder ... hmmmmmmm ... has nads been flashing and tossing around a lot of cash in the last couple of days?
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