Star Member Pacifist Patriot (18,025 posts)
Well that should teach the new guy.
New guy came into my office and mentioned how he likes that Trump isn't afraid to say what he thinks and doesn't care what people's reactions are to it.
I responded, "That's just saying he has a license to be rude because he doesn't consider anyone else worthy of common decency and respect. He's a racist misogynist jerk."
He said, "Well Ben Carson's my guy."
"Lovely, another idiot who has no clue the U.S. Constitution forbids religious tests for the holding of public office. I feel sorry for you Republicans this go round. Not a sane one in the lot!"
Conversation over.
I heard some of the guys in the other room laughing. One popped his head in my office a few minutes later grinning, "We thought about stopping him but decided he needed to learn to keep political conversations out of here the hard way...like we all did." Oh yeah, I guess I have pretty much chopped all of these Republicans I work with off at the knees at one point or another. Oops!
Dear Pudhouse Forum...What a seriously demented crock of shit.
In this legend, Pacific Patriot is the Big Swingin' Dick around the office, vanquishing all comers. Including, of course, the NEW GUY who just happens to saunter in and start blathering about politics. FIRST stating a fact about Trump, then expressing allegiance to another candidate. All for naught, as the hero of this story wins. As usual.
How does this asshole win? Does this lying asshole say, "Gee, you know, you're new and all, so why don't we try to keep political discussions out of the office. We should work together without acrimony and hard feelings, because we all have a lot of work to do."
That would be an ACTUAL win. But the asshole has to make up some bullshit rejoinder which - of course - not only has the new guy slinking away, but which has all of the previously-vanquished freeper colleagues amused that someone new would DARE try to disturb the superior Pacific Patriot.
Seriously, DUmmies. Try harder.
