Oh, a Po' Talk thread. Predictably, they have to one-up each other. Just to make you smile, a sample:
They should follow the
Amber Hoyt 10 Step Program:
1. Move to Tucson
2. Live in a packing crate under a bridge
3. Move in to the Sally
4. Suck dick in the alley behind the plasma center, $5 for 5 minutes
5. Get kicked out of the Sally for carrying vermin
6. Mule drugs for an Indian, eat lots of fry bread and beans
7. Get picked for a brain study as the "Abby Normal" subject
8. Receive special housing, furniture, and a therapy cat
9. Get placed in a "special" job making arts & crafts at a sheltered workshop
10. SUCCESS!!!!!!