This is the first time the Big Guy (who is dying) has resorted to a bouncy tale to remind the DUmp that he's dying.
He reads every word at this site, so he was made aware that it's been too long since his last reminder to the DUmp.
Lots of DUmmies have completely forgotten that his brain is rotting away and aren't paying him the appropriate respect.
His tale is amazing, isn't it?
This florist's brain rot (FTD) affects only a few thousand people in the whole United States but, marabile dictu, that includes both the Big Guy (who is dying) and his buddy (who is also dying).
All in all, less likely than a cop actually jumping out of the bushes.