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The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:32:17 AM »
Now in his golden years, Steve has some free time to do it right!

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Tue Sep 22, 2015, 08:44 PM

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We got a USPS mailer from the DNC today
   
 
They will get a blistering reply instead of the $ they were expecting

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251614410

The DNC braces itself for a strongly worded note from Steve. (Actually TTW got all of Marta's folding money)



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Tue Sep 22, 2015, 08:52 PM

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2. Oh, I let them have it with both barrels of an extra bold sharpie. nt

I see regulation of sharpies on the horizon.


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Tue Sep 22, 2015, 09:43 PM

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9. Ha! I did the same thing
 

With a red sharpie

Red and Bold. That's gonna have some impact!


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3. Sent mine back with a big fat zero donation.
 

Told them to get back to me when they schedule more debates

Hit them where it hurts!


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Tue Sep 22, 2015, 10:58 PM

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20. I just saw a great idea
 
send them a voided check.

I was looking for results of their DNC survey but didn't find any.

Looks like we got us a visionary

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Tue Sep 22, 2015, 10:41 PM

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16. That is exactly what I always do.
 
And I use their postage-paid envelope, too

Wow, never would have thought of that one.


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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2015, 08:06:05 AM »
Well, if the mailer included a pre-paid envelope, stuff the rest of the solicitation crap into that and mail it back to the DNC. They'll get the message if enough people cost them return postage $$.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2015, 08:08:58 AM »
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20. I just saw a great idea
 
send them a voided check.

Sending strangers a document with the transit number of one's checking account seems imprudent to me. OTOH, sending photocopied Monopoly money would send the same message.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2015, 09:14:07 AM »
Sending strangers a document with the transit number of one's checking account seems imprudent to me. OTOH, sending photocopied Monopoly money would send the same message.

I like that idea. Some of those $1 trillion Obamabucks would work, too.

Too bad I don't get solicitation letters from the DNC (just the NRA).
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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2015, 09:19:13 AM »
Will they be able to ready what he's trying to tell them through all the grease stains on the paper from his plate of mini tacos?
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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2015, 10:05:12 AM »
Bad move by the Big Guy (who is dying, anyway).

He should not have spilled the beans at the DUmp.
 
His reply would have been a huge shock to those stinking DINOs.

(Remember the "huge bean spill" during the Andyscam?)

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2015, 10:15:30 AM »
Writing a letter with a Sharpie is one step up from using a Crayon.

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2015, 10:28:09 AM »
Well, if the mailer included a pre-paid envelope, stuff the rest of the solicitation crap into that and mail it back to the DNC. They'll get the message if enough people cost them return postage $$.

Take the "pre-paid" ("business reply"?) envelope, tape it to a box with a brick in it, and mail it back.  DNC is on the hook for the postage.   :rotf:
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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2015, 11:18:23 AM »
Writing a letter with a Sharpie is one step up from using a Crayon.

A crayon with (sniff) benefits (sniff, snifffffffff)!
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2015, 12:29:39 PM »
His doctor probably told him he cant use anything sharper than a crayon

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2015, 12:50:33 PM »
Nads should mail them a Franklin fifty-cent piece.  She carries one around in her purse for identification.

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2015, 03:36:34 PM »
Bad move by the Big Guy (who is dying, anyway).

He should not have spilled the beans at the DUmp.
 
His reply would have been a huge shock to those stinking DINOs.

(Remember the "huge bean spill" during the Andyscam?)

That's a loaded phrase if combined with mini tacos.
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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2015, 03:57:46 PM »
I'm sure the DNC will pay attention to Obama Steve's Sharpie scrawl.

How old is this guy? Like three?
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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2015, 04:27:50 PM »
His doctor probably told him he can't use anything sharper than a crayon
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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2015, 04:45:07 PM »
His doctor probably told him he cant use anything sharper than a crayon

Whatever Steve sends into the DNC, no doubt it will be smudged with bits of mini taco, fat guy sweat, and a few bits of flotsam that fell out from under his fingernails that got there long ago while working the used-condom-fisher-outer position at the water treatment plant.

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2015, 06:46:31 PM »
Well, if the mailer included a pre-paid envelope, stuff the rest of the solicitation crap into that and mail it back to the DNC. They'll get the message if enough people cost them return postage $$.

And then tape it to a cinder block.

Geez, how come we have to do all of the heavy thinking for them DUmmies?

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2015, 10:16:28 AM »
And then tape it to a cinder block.

Geez, how come we have to do all of the heavy thinking for them DUmmies?

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2015, 11:51:58 AM »
But Steve Think about poor Hillary. She may need the bail money. Won't you please think of the party,  :rotf:
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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2015, 05:12:38 PM »
That's a loaded phrase if combined with mini tacos.

Yeah, dude's implying Mexicans are clumsy.  Or bean loving lesbians?  Or maybe Mexican lesbians?  My, this is FUN.  We, too, can twist words to mean anything we want them to mean.  And anyone judging our judgments are hateful bigots. :-)
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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2015, 05:19:10 PM »
Yeah, dude's implying Mexicans are clumsy.  Or bean loving lesbians?  Or maybe Mexican lesbians?  My, this is FUN.  We, too, can twist words to mean anything we want them to mean.  And anyone judging our judgments are hateful bigots. :-)

Heh.

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None of them question Fat Al Sharpton's blackness, or Jesse "High" Jackson's blackness.
All they need to know is that I am black in protest of the current administration.
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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2015, 05:26:39 PM »
Heh.

And I don't want any lib judging my blackness.
None of them question Fat Al Sharpton's blackness, or Jesse "High" Jackson's blackness.
All they need to know is that I am black in protest of the current administration.

I'd pay money to see you be a black Mexican lesbian, in protest of everything (Sharpton, LULAC and Hilarity for example). :lmao:
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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2015, 05:36:40 PM »
Heh.

And I don't want any lib judging my blackness.
None of them question Fat Al Sharpton's blackness, or Jesse "High" Jackson's blackness.
All they need to know is that I am black in protest of the current administration.

If they do, you'll be able to accuse them of being translesbianblackophobes.

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Re: The Big Guy gets some mail (a semi-bouncy)
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2015, 05:58:41 PM »
Sending strangers a document with the transit number of one's checking account seems imprudent to me.

Me, too.  ....and to a (D)Marxist organization?   :mental:
              

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