Aha.
I figured the herve primitive'd show up on a thread like this, because he's one of the most rabid Catholic-haters on Skins's island. And given the vigor and enthusiasm of his Hate, I assume he's probably a lapsed Catholic.
I dunno what God ever did to the herve primitive to make him this way. I assume it's another one of these cases where a primitive woke up one morning with an urgent need to Hate, to Hate something, anything, and God won the luck of the draw.