HassleCat
1. She says Postal Insectors not very helpful
How could this be!?!
The primitives assured her, themselves, and everyone else reading the story unfolding that between Skinner, the cops, the Postal Inspector, the FBI, the CIA, Homeland Security, Interpol, and out-of-work agents for the KGB, the perp would be captured. Why, there would be fingerprints, DNA, handwriting analysis, and other means of investigation by which we lowly serfs aren't not even aware exists, that would positively identify who sent the letter.
And then there's Lamond (the boy primitive) and nadin; two sleuths who would certainly uncover anything those incompetent fools at the other agencies missed. The guilty party was as good as in Leavenworth. This was in the bag!!
And now you bring us this news!?! What happened!?!

Words fail me.
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