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Flying brisket injures woman during fight at Danville barbecue festival

By Justin Madden

jmadden@herald-leader.com  September 14, 2015 Updated 16 hours ago

Meat started flying at a Danville barbecue festival during a fight between grill masters; brisket was the weapon.

Danville police were called to the Kentucky State BBQ Festival at 10:15 a.m. Sunday after a woman was hit with a brisket during a fight, according to a police news release.

Mary Berry, 35, of Bardstown told police she was hit in the right shoulder, neck and head by a brisket whose temperature was estimated to be 200 to 250 degrees. She was working at the festival for Fire House BBQ, the news release said.

Berry was treated at the festival by Boyle County emergency crews.

Gives new meaning to 'hot stuff,' eh? :whistling: :mental:

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2015/09/14/4036533_flying-brisket-injures-woman-during.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy
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Re: Flying brisket injures woman during fight at Danville barbecue festival
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2015, 01:26:12 PM »
Sounds like my kind of party!
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Re: Flying brisket injures woman during fight at Danville barbecue festival
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2015, 02:30:18 PM »
Sounds like my kind of party!

There was no bacon involved, as far as I can determine.
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Re: Flying brisket injures woman during fight at Danville barbecue festival
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2015, 03:19:34 PM »
There was no bacon involved, as far as I can determine.

Then it is definitely not my kind of party.

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Re: Flying brisket injures woman during fight at Danville barbecue festival
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2015, 03:34:25 PM »
Good brisket is a close second but if you're just gonna throw it at someone, it probably wasn't that great to start with.
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