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Offline BattleHymn

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Re: nads wants you to make sure all of your barn doors are closed
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2015, 11:52:58 PM »
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100. That is exactly what I mean

Dobberman?  Maybe it's an unintentional compound word.  Let's break it down into its components, "dobber" and "man": 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dobber

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TOP DEFINITION
Dobber
Another name for the dick

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Dobber
A male penis or a dildo
"look at the state of that dobber"

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dobber
a dobber is a penis. Used in Glasgow and the surrounding places instead of saying 'Ya cock', ya dick etc.
Get tae **** ya dobber.

So nads is warning someone about the dick man?  She says that's EXACTLY what she meant, so we have to take the extra "b" literally.




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Re: nads wants you to make sure all of your barn doors are closed
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2015, 12:13:45 AM »
Lifelock: problem solved!

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Re: nads wants you to make sure all of your barn doors are closed
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2015, 12:20:49 AM »
Lifelock: problem solved!

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Re: nads wants you to make sure all of your barn doors are closed
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2015, 06:48:06 AM »
It could get worst.

Rottenweiler?

Whineraner?
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Re: nads wants you to make sure all of your barn doors are closed
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2015, 01:36:58 PM »
The whole of her knowledge on Internet security could be written on the backside of a molecule.
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Re: nads wants you to make sure all of your barn doors are closed
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2015, 01:55:09 PM »
The whole of her knowledge on Internet security could be written on the backside of a molecule.

A hydrogen molecule . . .
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Re: nads wants you to make sure all of your barn doors are closed
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2015, 07:28:45 PM »
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I have a relatively low profile on line. I have a FB page, but with very high privacy settings.

BTW, what is a "dobbie"?


There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.