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Offline Carl

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Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« on: September 10, 2015, 12:37:09 PM »
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The move to defund Planned Parenthood is designed to remove health services from poor women.
That's pretty obvious from all the comments from the GOP who want to defund it

Whatever.  :yawn:


Of course screeching randy gets the vapors and then drops his undies in the bath house.

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6. When I met my now wife we went to PP to get tested for HIV and other

issues as we had both been sexualy active.

My wife would have been embarrassed to do this at her doctors office, so thank goodness for PP.

Many people dont want to go to their family doctor for some of this stuff, righty or wrongly, but the main reason we need PP is so many dont have healthcare or cant afford deductibles, etc.

As good as ACA is compared to previous to ACA, it is still a far cry from what we need.

I can see randy as a bug catcher.
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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2015, 12:44:56 PM »
If Randy were ever in a movie, he'd be the guy from Jackass that saw a doctor after getting a toy car crammed up his ass.  Only in Randy's case, it would be a Rolex instead of a toy car.
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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2015, 12:46:56 PM »

     I suspect Randy needs to get an HIV test every couple of weeks or so.
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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2015, 12:56:07 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 12:46:56 PM
     I suspect Randy needs to get an HIV test every couple of weeks or so.

Guessing he has no idea why the "wife" really was embarrassed.
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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2015, 01:00:50 PM »
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I can see randy as a bug catcher.

I'd say hes a catcher, bugs or not.


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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2015, 01:10:09 PM »
Quote from: Carl on September 10, 2015, 12:56:07 PM
Guessing he has no idea why the "wife" really was embarrassed.


     "Randy, I need to confess something. I've been sleeping with a black man."

     "So have I."

     
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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2015, 01:28:41 PM »
At one time many states required a blood test before getting a marriage license to test for STDs. One or two states still do, I think. 

That should make a comeback when it comes to fags getting married. I wonder if an insurance company could require one ?
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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2015, 02:40:00 PM »
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6. When I met my now wife we went to PP to get tested for HIV and other

issues as we had both been sexualy active. ..... The town whores found each other....what a love story.
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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2015, 02:59:46 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 10, 2015, 02:40:00 PM
randys1 (9,634 posts)
6. When I met my now wife we went to PP to get tested for HIV and other

issues as we had both been sexualy active. ..... The town whores found each other....what a love story.

Apparently he also won the Chicago Tribune's best Tweet of the week:                                                                       

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."            

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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2015, 03:19:15 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on September 10, 2015, 02:59:46 PM
Apparently he also won the Chicago Tribune's best Tweet of the week:                                                                       

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."            

LOL -- I haven't heard that one before!  You win the Internetz!
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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2015, 04:09:11 PM »
Somewhat off topic, but look who's back:

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2. Hmmm...nothing new here. Another day in White supremacist America

As most of you know NJNP is one of randys1 aliases

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027157935#post2

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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2015, 04:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Maverick1987 on September 10, 2015, 04:09:11 PM
Somewhat off topic, but look who's back:

As most of you know NJNP is one of randys1 aliases

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027157935#post2
So all you need to pass as black at DU is a 'Boondocks' avatar.  That's funny.
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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2015, 04:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 10, 2015, 04:21:52 PM
So all you need to pass as black at DU is a 'Boondocks' avatar.  That's funny.

So long as it's not Uncle Ruckus.  :-)
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Re: Not black,sorta queer Rolex randy suggests he swings both ways.
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2015, 05:59:35 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 10, 2015, 01:28:41 PM
At one time many states required a blood test before getting a marriage license to test for STDs. One or two states still do, I think. 

That should make a comeback when it comes to fags getting married. I wonder if an insurance company could require one ?

DC still does.  http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/chart-state-marriage-license-blood-29019.html

Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 01:10:09 PM

     "Randy, I need to confess something. I've been sleeping with a black man."

     "So have I."

 :lol: :lol:  H5 BFDU!!!! 
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