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Offline CC27

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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:10:53 PM »
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself


and you know what i worry about when using public bathrooms?

--asshole women who decide they are genderpolicing bathrooms when using a public restroom with my wife, because she does not fit their idea of what a woman should look like.


you know what i dont worry about?

-- transwomen. transpeople.

So yeah, **** you asshole women who think gender policing a bathroom is your job, because of who you think counts as a woman and does not count as a woman. **** YOU.

WTF? 48,000 post and i have never seen this DUmmie before.

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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2015, 02:16:13 PM »
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself

That's what the 2A is for, DUche.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2015, 02:26:22 PM »
Quote from: Maverick1987 on September 09, 2015, 02:16:13 PM
That's what the 2A is for, DUche.

You beat me to it!
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2015, 02:29:42 PM »
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself


and you know what i worry about when using public bathrooms?

--asshole women who decide they are genderpolicing bathrooms when using a public restroom with my wife, because she does not fit their idea of what a woman should look like.
Is the DUmmie complaining that its male x-gender wife is being dick checked when going into the ladies room? If not, I have no idea what is going on and why its mad.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2015, 02:29:46 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on September 09, 2015, 02:10:53 PM
WTF? 48,000 post and i have never seen this DUmmie before.

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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2015, 02:30:36 PM »
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2015, 02:35:16 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 09, 2015, 02:29:46 PM


"A lesbian, a bunny suit, and a filthy apartment."

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2015, 02:46:19 PM »
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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2015, 03:09:04 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on September 09, 2015, 02:10:53 PM
WTF? 48,000 post and i have never seen this DUmmie before.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027153521

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.msg1241378#msg1241378

Reply 2676,one of the better looking but a disgusting slob.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2015, 03:14:47 PM »
Quote from: Carl on September 09, 2015, 03:09:04 PM
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.msg1241378#msg1241378

Reply 2676,one of the better looking but a disgusting slob.

Looks like a total bitch.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2015, 04:26:31 PM »
Maybe she / he needs combat training from Nadine......
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2015, 04:31:18 PM »
I wish she wouldn't sell herself short like that.


She's useless at a LOT more than just self-defense.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2015, 04:32:30 PM »
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself


and you know what i worry about when using public bathrooms?

I would think she wouldn't worry about public bathrooms, even the worst stalls are probably cleaner than the ones at home.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2015, 04:38:09 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on September 09, 2015, 02:10:53 PM
WTF? 48,000 post and i have never seen this DUmmie before.

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CC, you must be living under a rock.   :-)
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2015, 04:38:33 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 09, 2015, 04:31:18 PM
I wish she wouldn't sell herself short like that.


She's useless at a LOT more than just self-defense.

And she can't get on most of the rides at Disney World.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2015, 04:38:42 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 09, 2015, 02:29:46 PM


"A lesbian, a bunny suit, and a filthy apartment."


AAAAAAHHHHHHhhh!!   :cheersmate: :rofl: 
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2015, 04:39:24 PM »
Not that I have any expertise but this 5 foot tall woman seems pretty obsessed with women's assholes for an alleged lesibian woman.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2015, 05:14:49 PM »
Quote from: Carl on September 09, 2015, 03:09:04 PM
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.msg1241378#msg1241378

Reply 2676,one of the better looking but a disgusting slob.

Bet her whup tastes like curry.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2015, 05:30:19 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 09, 2015, 05:14:49 PM
Bet her whup tastes like curry.

I might take that bet if the odds were right.
What is the OVER/UNDER ?
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2015, 05:56:26 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on September 09, 2015, 02:29:42 PM
Is the DUmmie complaining that its male x-gender wife is being dick checked when going into the ladies room? If not, I have no idea what is going on and why its mad.

Could be, but if I was lay my vast fortune on it, I would say:
being "down with the cause" because (D)Ump cred.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2015, 08:33:02 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 09, 2015, 05:30:19 PM
I might take that bet if the odds were right.
What is the OVER/UNDER ?

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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2015, 09:56:21 PM »
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself

I only read the above. Didn't read anything else because an idea hit me. I would say that most of the DUmmies are useless at defending themselves EXCEPT for nadin. She's an expert swordsman. If I remember correctly she was this close || to being the fencing championing of the entire Milky Way galaxy not too long ago.

Since the majority of the DUmmies hate guns because of a gun's proclivity to just jump up and go shooting folks on its own, a sword or epee would be great for them. The nads could open up a swordfighting class. With the fees paid to her she could keep her little online blog...uh, newspaper...I really did mean newspaper...in the money.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2015, 12:52:13 AM »
The easiest solution would be to use the bathroom that fits your genitals.

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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2015, 03:03:18 AM »
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself

No you're not



You only choose to be useless at defending yourself because your ideology forbids it.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2015, 03:42:29 AM »
Aaah . . . A custom SIG P238, right?  Nice!

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