I can tell you're thoughtful like that. Always willing to walk the extra mile for your fellow man.
Sometimes I feel guilty about mocking Bob's misfortune. Really, I do. I pace the floor. Sometimes I have to go on a long walk to clear my head. One part of me says, "jeez, can't you leave the poor guy alone? He disagrees with you. Big deal." But then another part of me says to that part: "Take a hike. We'll mock Bob all we want."
You all have to admit, at least Bob can be more even-handed. He COULD do that.