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Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« on: September 07, 2015, 10:32:36 AM »
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Salon: Can you become addicted to your vibrator?

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Tipperary (467 posts)

2. I think it is kind of sad if someone needs a toy to get off. I am not judging in any way because
 
who cares? But something about it seems sad to me.

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PeaceNikki (24,835 posts)

21. Getting into or staying in a shitty relationship to get off is ****ing sad.
 
"Bob" doesn't treat me poorly.

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5. who cares what one cares or doesn't care about? It's about the individual woman...

It sounds awfully judgmental about women who want to have more pleasure with sex. Is that some kind of crime?

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Cis-hetero-normative transphobia!

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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2015, 11:06:54 AM »
Maybe it would be more productive if they drove heavy equipment.....rode motorcycles...mowed the lawn....heck, ride the washing machine.
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2015, 11:44:33 AM »
These women who rely on their buzzing companions have never met franksolich.
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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2015, 11:53:23 AM »
DUmmies talk about EVERYTHING! This is pathetic.

Worse than that...its a General Discussion thread! Not hidden away in women's thread.
its a huge thread too.

DUmmies keep forgetting: The world is watching.
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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2015, 12:28:36 PM »
DUmmie females seem to be supportive of wymin using a vibrator but I wonder if the female DUmmies would be as supportive of their husbands humping a blowup doll?
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2015, 12:33:30 PM »
I've seen pictures of some DUmmy wyminz.
I'd be willing to wager their buzzers have kick starters.  :-)
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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2015, 12:34:17 PM »

     "Destroy me. Please. Smash me into a thousand pieces. No, don't just remove the batteries: DESTROY ME. Do you understand? END ME."

     - a DUmmy chick's vibrator.
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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2015, 01:16:23 PM »
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     "Destroy me. Please. Smash me into a thousand pieces. No, don't just remove the batteries: DESTROY ME. Do you understand? END ME."

     - a DUmmy chick's vibrator.
"Going where no man has dared gone before"
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2015, 02:13:14 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2015, 01:16:23 PM
"Going where no man has dared gone before"

Or ever should again! :whistling:
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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2015, 07:25:57 PM »
[youtube] http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=_IzWBMIq9ko[/youtube]

I almost forgot about this song.  Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper:  "She's Vibrator Dependent".
« Last Edit: September 08, 2015, 07:29:37 PM by diesel driver »
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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2015, 07:36:02 PM »
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21. Getting into or staying in a shitty relationship to get off is ****ing sad.
 
"Bob" doesn't treat me poorly.

Well that explains her lousy, high-minded attitude.

Poor Bob.

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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2015, 07:39:03 PM »
All they have are limp DUmmy dicks with OneSmellyDarkDude  swinging his slack around like mister Holmes.

May as well get one that vibrates.
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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2015, 07:48:42 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 07, 2015, 12:33:30 PM
I've seen pictures of some DUmmy wyminz.
I'd be willing to wager their buzzers have kick starters.  :-)

Wired up for 220 is my guess.   :rotf:
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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2015, 08:09:47 PM »
She must be numb from the waist down by now.
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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2015, 09:25:15 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 08, 2015, 08:09:47 PM
She must be numb from the waist down by now.
tough to say... wouldn't all that mass absorb most of the motion?  We'll have to present this question to Bill Nye
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2015, 05:27:38 AM »
Quote from: Skul on September 07, 2015, 12:33:30 PM
I've seen pictures of some DUmmy wyminz.
I'd be willing to wager their buzzers have kick starters.  :-)

Cat (as in diesel) powered as well.   :lmao:

Or not...  :whistling:
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Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2015, 05:50:16 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on September 08, 2015, 09:25:15 PM
tough to say... wouldn't all that mass absorb most of the motion?  We'll have to present this question to Bill Nye

Bill Nye would blame the proliferation of vibrators on climate change, then call all who disagree racists and he'd walk away the winner.
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