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Offline Ptarmigan

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Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
« on: September 03, 2015, 07:14:01 PM »
Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking a woman in Brazil… unaware that she was a martial arts champion
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3220730/Humiliated-robber-trapped-leg-lock-begs-Daddy-attacking-woman-Brazil-unaware-martial-arts-champion.html

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A sobbing robber was left begging for his 'Daddy' after attempting to attack a woman - unaware she was a martial arts champion.

Would-be mugger Wesley Sousa de Araujo was the one pleading for the police after Monique Bastos took him down with a jiu-jitsu move.

She then trapped his head in between her legs, locking his neck in a 'lion killer choke' until the cops finally turned up.

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Re: Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2015, 12:51:59 PM »
How many DUmmies go to Brazil or are Brazillian and are self employed but incompetent muggers ?
If it was a number greater than zero I would ask the obvious question...
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Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2015, 10:03:31 AM »
Lion Killer choke? Wonder if the bad guy's name was Cecil.  :rimshot:
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Re: Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2015, 09:16:57 AM »



Hm-m-m-m...


So that's what it takes to get your head between her thighs for several minutes.


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Re: Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2015, 09:26:21 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 07, 2015, 09:16:57 AM



Hm-m-m-m...


So that's what it takes to get your head between her thighs for several minutes.


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In a 'Lion-killer' choke, a rabbit like you would be dead before his ears twitched, let alone his groin.
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Humiliated robber is trapped in a leg lock and begs for ‘Daddy’ after attacking
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2015, 11:35:25 AM »
From the looks of the picture, they're doing "it" all wrong.
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