I always thought Hitlery was "bottom heavy", but really...
(Cue Hitlery fat jokes in 3, 2, 1...)
Hitlery is SO FAT, she carries a watch in both pockets, she covers 2 time zones.
Hitlery is SO FAT, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Hitlery is SO FAT, when she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Hitlery is SO FAT, when she goes for a walk, it registers on the Richter scale.