Hopalong Bob howls daily about GOP ruining the US, but we have time for this?

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TheMastersNemesis (4,916 posts)

Renaming Mt. McKinley To Mt. Denali Is Appropriate & Long Overdue. (It's a mountain, Bob, not your foot. It will be there forever, so it doesn't matter what it's called.

Obama is doing the right thing in renaming our tallest mountain in North America. It deserves the Indian name and it really more majestic than its now previous name. Naming anything after a Republican is ludicrous. The whole party has been nothing but a cancer on the US political landscape. The only reason they ever survived is that the GOP has relied on racism, bigotry, lying, cheating, manipulating and extremist political philosophies.

GOP policies have made millions miserable and probably really killed more people than some of our wars. Just look at their policies on health care for one. It is a scum bag party supported by a bunch suckers, racists and idiots. You have to be brain dead to vote for a Republican at any level. And they are so bad now that you might as well be in the same room as a serial killer.I struggle to see how you got from naming a mountain to healthcare. You really are a miserable, pathetic sack of diseased shit, you insufferable old buffoon.

The GOP presidential candidates are worse than clowns. They are as dangerous to the republic as any other enemy we have faced. Look at all their policy positions on any issue. What they want and desire would make your heart stop. And a GOP president now would really be the death of this country.

Pissing off these assholes over the renaming is really great.

Trying to follow Bob's "thought" process is weird: just END with some bullshit about the GOP, and then go backward to include ANY TOPIC IN THE UNIVERSE.

Example:

1. GOPPERS are hell bent on destroying the US!
2. I can't believe anyone takes these bastards seriously.
3. When I worked for the DOL, things were so much better. Until Reagan came along.
4. I like ice cream.

Now, just reverse the order, and you have a canonical Banzin post:

1. I like ice cream.
2. When I worked for the DOL, things were so much better. Until Reagan came along.
3. I can't believe anyone takes these bastards seriously.
4. GOPPERS are hell bent on destroying the US!

So endeth the lesson.


Now then, for you lurking DUmmies who are crowing about this renaming, let me clue you in to a few facts:

1. Who gives a ****?
2. Really? With cops killing your precious black men at the rate of a billion per hour, and with racism running rampant in the mind of every cracka honky in the US, THIS is what we have time for?
3. I didn't even know McKinley was a Republican, if he indeed was one.
4. Has it occurred to you that the next GOP POTUS can not only rename it Mt. Reagan, but can order that Reagan be added to Mt. Rushmore?
5. When people outside of your pseudo-hippie-but-really-fat-**** milieu think 'Denali,' they think 'massive luxury SUV?' Most people probably wonder why he didn't call it 'Mt. Escalade'.
6. **** you.

[DLR Pyro]

I think obama's time might be better spent going down to Texas and reassuring Law Enforcement that he has their back, but I understand his reluctance to do so since the COP killed was white and the gunman was black. Might be seen as bad optics to his base.

[Carl]

Too bad Bob lost the foot that contained his brain in its big toe.

[BannedFromDU]

Too bad Bob lost the foot that contained his brain in its big toe.

     Bob lost his brain the first time he loaded his diaper.

[Big Dog]

Kunta Kinte rejected his slave name, Toby. Ol' Kunta got nothin' on The Emperor. He done rejected an entire mountain's slave name!

5. When people outside of your pseudo-hippie-but-really-fat-**** milieu think 'Denali,' they think 'massive luxury SUV?' Most people probably wonder why he didn't call it 'Mt. Escalade'.

The morning after JayZ and Bouncy's* next sleepover, the Emperor will announce that Stone Mountain will be returned to its proud  aboriginal name, 'Mount Excalade'*.

*Spelled just like it sounds.

[BlueStateSaint]

Now then, for you lurking DUmmies who are crowing about this renaming, let me clue you in to a few facts:

1. Who gives a ****?
2. Really? With cops killing your precious black men at the rate of a billion per hour, and with racism running rampant in the mind of every cracka honky in the US, THIS is what we have time for?
3. I didn't even know McKinley was a Republican, if he indeed was one.
4. Has it occurred to you that the next GOP POTUS can not only rename it Mt. Reagan, but can order that Reagan be added to Mt. Rushmore?
5. When people outside of your pseudo-hippie-but-really-fat-**** milieu think 'Denali,' they think 'massive luxury SUV?' Most people probably wonder why he didn't call it 'Mt. Escalade'.
6. **** you.

Can I second your speech?

[thundley4]

It deserves the Indian name and it really more majestic than its now previous name.

[Big Dog]

Located in Beaverhead County, MT. 

Really.

[JohnnyReb]

Located in Beaverhead County, MT. 

Really.

Is that where Lorena Bobbitt lives now?

[SVPete]

3. I didn't even know McKinley was a Republican, if he indeed was one.

He was. His successor, after being assassinated, is a bit better known, Teddy Roosevelt (the first US President to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize).

[Big Dog]

Is that where Lorena Bobbitt lives now?

Yup, just past the cutoff.

[BannedFromDU]

He was. His successor, after being assassinated, is a bit better known, Teddy Roosevelt (the first US President to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize).

     In DUmmyland, not only do we all know that fact, but we TREASURE it and HOLD IT DEAR. I speak only for myself, but I suspect there may be a couple of nodding heads out there when I say, "who in the name of all that is holy gives a rat's ass what the mountain is called?"

     It would be like if JJ Abrams renamed Chewbacca "Michelle." Ultimately, it just doesn't matter. A mountain is a mountain, with all of its sundry attributes, regardless of what it's called. Likewise, a Wookie is a tall, hairy, ungainly, fearsome, ape-looking beast whether you call it Chewbacca or something else. Like "Michelle," for example.

[thundley4]

Would the DUmmies be so happy about this if they knew that GMC Trucks lobbied heavily for the name change.  They will have several new commercials out soon.




rumors have to start somewhere.

[BannedFromDU]

Would the DUmmies be so happy about this if they knew that GMC Trucks lobbied heavily for the name change.  They will have several new commercials out soon.




rumors have to start somewhere.

    I want GMC to name a line of cars after well-known lesbian and hippie enclaves, just to piss them off. The GMC Ojai, a V-10 truck with an extra long bed and a machine gun turret.

    The GMC Boulder, a super-luxury SUV with leather from buffaloes and which gets 7mpg, unless you use the special Navajo tears fuel additive, which brings it up to 8mpg.

    The GMC Topanga, a throwback to the 16-cylinder days and which refines its own gasoline from shale oil poured directly in the pipe. 4mpg and bad enough emissions to turn a lesbian picnic into Chernobyl faster than you can say "Bertha Venation."

[miskie]

Wow - Obama actually used an Executive Order properly - Who'da thunk that ?

[BlueStateSaint]

     In DUmmyland, not only do we all know that fact, but we TREASURE it and HOLD IT DEAR. I speak only for myself, but I suspect there may be a couple of nodding heads out there when I say, "who in the name of all that is holy gives a rat's ass what the mountain is called?"

     It would be like if JJ Abrams renamed Chewbacca "Michelle." Ultimately, it just doesn't matter. A mountain is a mountain, with all of its sundry attributes, regardless of what it's called. Likewise, a Wookie is a tall, hairy, ungainly, fearsome, ape-looking beast whether you call it Chewbacca or something else. Like "Michelle," for example.

I just laughed so hard my teeth hurt.  And my in-laws now have cheesecake all over their carpet.
 
 
 
 

H5, of course.

[thundley4]

Wow - Obama actually used an Executive Order properly - Who'da thunk that ?

I don't really have a problem with renaming Mt McKinley to Denali. Most Alaskans have always called it Denali, and for many years the Alaskan state government has asked for the change.

[RayRaytheSBS]

    I want GMC to name a line of cars after well-known lesbian and hippie enclaves, just to piss them off. The GMC Ojai, a V-10 truck with an extra long bed and a machine gun turret.

    The GMC Boulder, a super-luxury SUV with leather from buffaloes and which gets 7mpg, unless you use the special Navajo tears fuel additive, which brings it up to 8mpg.

    The GMC Topanga, a throwback to the 16-cylinder days and which refines its own gasoline from shale oil poured directly in the pipe. 4mpg and bad enough emissions to turn a lesbian picnic into Chernobyl faster than you can say "Bertha Venation."

Hi5, that is a Dennis Leary level rant!

  funny thing is, I just noticed bertha's screen name, when pronounced,  sounds suspiciously like "Birth of a nation" That classic democrat film.Sorry I came to the party late on that one.

[CollectivismMustDie]

I think obama's time might be better spent going down to Texas and reassuring Law Enforcement that he has their back, but I understand his reluctance to do so since the COP killed was white and the gunman was black. Might be seen as bad optics to his base.

Exactly. If bathhouse had a son, he wouldn't look like that cop.

I bet if the son behaved like saint skittles and self select the same fate, bathhouse would speak up then.

#somelivesmatter (more than others)



CMD

[CollectivismMustDie]

    It would be like if JJ Abrams renamed Chewbacca "Michelle." Ultimately, it just doesn't matter. A mountain is a mountain, with all of its sundry attributes, regardless of what it's called. Likewise, a Wookie is a tall, hairy, ungainly, fearsome, ape-looking beast whether you call it Chewbacca or something else. Like "Michelle," for example.

All true, however, I'm a believer in accuracy.

Wiki says:

Denali means "the high one" in Koyukon, a subset of the Athabaskan language family. Sometimes thought to mean "the great one," it comes from a term linked to the words "high" and "tall," University of Alaska Fairbanks linguist James Kari wrote in a 2003 book, the Alaska Dispatch News reported. The location Denali also plays a role in the Athabascan tribe's creation myth.

http://www.ibtimes.com/what-does-denali-mean-mount-mckinleys-new-name-traditionally-defined-high-one-2075235

In that case, shouldn't he change moochelles name to denali, or perhaps even his own, depending on how ones interprets 'high' in 'the high one'?

I'm just sayin...   

CMD

[Big Dog]

All true, however, I'm a believer in accuracy.

Wiki says:
 

In that case, shouldn't he change moochelles name to denali, or perhaps even his own, depending on how ones interprets 'high' in 'the high one'?

I'm just sayin...   

CMD

In his dark and self-aggrandizing heart, he feels that he renamed the mountain for himself, 'the great one'.

[Skul]

Years ago. my wee-wee's nickname was Denali.
Now it's Donghunglow. (Apache for " little man watching the toes")