So predictable. 
Allow me to cite a variation of a favorite parable of mine:
A DUmmy was walking along the bank of a river, wondering how to get to the other side. Suddenly, he saw a regular person. He asked the regular person to take him on his back across the river. The regular person said, "No. You smell like the garbage disposal on the death star, and besides, if I do that you'll you'll try to rob me as we cross, and beat me up because of my white privilege, and we'll both drown".
The DUmmy assured him, "If I do that, we'll both drown."
The regular person thought about it and finally agreed. So the DUmmy climbed up on his back, and the regular person began to swim. But halfway across the river, the DUmmy took his wallet. Then he began to beat the regular person in a racist rage. The regular person turned to the DUmmy and said, "Why did you do that? Now you'll drown, too."
"I couldn't help it," said the DUmmy. "It's my nature."

CMD