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Offline Ptarmigan

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Motorist Tried To Frame Her Own Dog In Hit-And-Run Accident, Told Cops To Arrest
« on: August 21, 2015, 10:03:10 PM »
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dogs/dog-fingered-in-hit-and-run-786320

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A suspect in a hit-and-run accident blamed the crash on her dog, telling a patrolman that he should arrest the pooch, police report.

Christina Lamoreaux, 33, was involved last week in a one-vehicle crash outside her residence in Wildwood, Florida. Witnesses told cops that Lamoreaux “had left the scene and entered her own apartment.”

During a police interview, Lamoreaux (seen at right) copped to fleeing the accident scene, but added that she “did not need to stay there due to the fact that she would pay for the damage.”

Oh sure, blame the dog. What is Christina Lamoreaux's DU name?  :mental:
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Re: Motorist Tried To Frame Her Own Dog In Hit-And-Run Accident, Told Cops To Arrest
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2015, 10:47:22 PM »
Dog is man's best friend.
Not necessarily vice versa.
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Re: Motorist Tried To Frame Her Own Dog In Hit-And-Run Accident, Told Cops To Arrest
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2015, 09:54:51 AM »
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Lamoreaux, who smelled of booze ...

What a shock!

Chihuahuas can be yappy and annoying, but the cause of the accident? :mental:
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