Man, what a long story. I didn't read it. This caught my eye though:
I wouldn't ever choose to live within a mile of a golf course to begin with due to the intensely toxic nature of the horrific chemicals they use to maintain the weed-free greens. That cancer-causing issue aside,
What a rude and shitty thing to say to anyone. "You may have a nice place that cost a fortune, but you're gonna die a horrible death because of it." What assholes they are.