Bunch a farkin' nuts!
The thread title indicates you've got a "new member".  What was wrong with your "old member"?  All I see is "newbie".  You're still a virgin aren't you?
Undies and CH are quite dashing since sporting their "hero members".  Jack has caught my attention too since his "senior member" suggests a more mature and *ahem* experienced member.   
Anyway, welcome aboard.