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Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« on: August 13, 2015, 06:35:23 AM »
I've always wondered if Proglodytes would be as combative and pushy in real life as they portray themselves within the guarded tool shed of DU.

You know the ones:

The puffed up gun grabber, militant feminists, the racial scolds, general shit-talkers etc.

If there was nothing between them and you but the grace of God and fresh air who would you like to meet?


Me? I'll start with

CaliDemocrat

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Erich Bloodaxe

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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2015, 06:49:55 AM »
The only way I'll be in the room with any of the idiots on $kimmers Island is if I'm about to throat punch them.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2015, 06:55:12 AM »
Obnoxious maybe but combative :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2015, 06:58:33 AM »
Scared little pussies,every last one of them.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2015, 07:19:21 AM »
None.

Well, maybe Alex.



OK, maybe Trophy Wife, too.



Other than that, I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2015, 07:27:17 AM »
Quote from: txradioguy on August 13, 2015, 06:49:55 AM
The only way I'll be in the room with any of the idiots on $kimmers Island is if I'm about to throat punch them.

Actually I'd like to amend the above statement.

I'd like to meet mike_c and the Pittster.  I want them to see the person who in two separate instances completely dismantled their stupid leftist arguments.  mike_c over at the Rabbi's old stomping ground when he claimed that "anyone who served in Iraq should be prosecuted for war crimes."  And Will Pitt whom I brought to a stuttering stammering halt at CU over the Scamdy kerfuffle.

In addition I want to be able to laugh in the face of mike_c for trying and failing in the most tremendous fashion to get me in trouble with the Army.

Come to think of it...lets add LynnTheDem to the list.  I want her to see the face of the person...in person...who turned her ass in for OPSEC violations.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2015, 07:59:14 AM »
All politics aside, I imagine the sparkling old dude and Doc the PCIntern primitive in real life are quite the raconteurs, ribald story-tellers, and so I'd like to spend a few hours with them, listening (or, in my case, "listening").

But the sparkling old dude's much-younger trophy wife probably wouldn't allow him to meet me, although I suspect Doc's wife wouldn't have any problem with it.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2015, 08:01:47 AM »
Oh, Big Mo, for sure.

She's turned out the way she has because she's never met franksolich.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2015, 08:43:07 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 13, 2015, 08:01:47 AM
Oh, Big Mo, for sure.

She's turned out the way she has because she's never met franksolich.

It's too late for the Crazy Chicken Witch to be Screwed Straight, coach.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2015, 08:54:04 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 13, 2015, 08:43:07 AM
It's too late for the Crazy Chicken Witch to be Screwed Straight, coach.

Oh now, because she's older, it'll just take longer.

But yeah, it's unfortunate Big Mo never had the chance to subject herself to the tender loving care of franksolich years ago.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2015, 08:58:24 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 13, 2015, 08:54:04 AM
Oh now, because she's older, it'll just take longer.

But yeah, it's unfortunate Big Mo never had the chance to subject herself to the tender loving care of franksolich years ago.

I think that given her age...the best you could hope for as a result of your TLC is that she becomes bi.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2015, 09:03:06 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 13, 2015, 08:54:04 AM
Oh now, because she's older, it'll just take longer.

But yeah, it's unfortunate Big Mo never had the chance to subject herself to the tender loving care of franksolich years ago.


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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2015, 09:18:29 AM »
That's an easy one. LaserHaas, the far out ramblings of a mental case would be spectacular!
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2015, 09:22:16 AM »
That's a tough one. I'd have to go with:

Joseph Stalin
Mao Zedong
Adolf Hitler
Fidel Castro
Karl Marx
Benito Mussolini
Pol Pot
Idi Amin
Kim Il-sung

I'm not sure what their user names are on the island since I could name at least a few dozen primitives per name mentioned above that would fit the mold, but they are no doubt there, if only in spirit. I would like to meet them and laugh in their faces.

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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2015, 01:02:06 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 13, 2015, 06:35:23 AM
I've always wondered if Proglodytes would be as combative and pushy in real life as they portray themselves within the guarded tool shed of DU.

You know the ones:

The puffed up gun grabber, militant feminists, the racial scolds, general shit-talkers etc.

If there was nothing between them and you but the grace of God and fresh air who would you like to meet?


Me? I'll start with

CaliDemocrat

onehandle

Erich Bloodaxe

hoyt

Hoyt - Isn't he the guy that supposedly personally disarmed a perfectly legal conceal carry individual, disassembled the firearm and threw the parts into a bush? The Hoyt who suggests throwing a can of beans at someone if they're intent on doing personal harm to you, or, lacking a can of beans, throwing a bicycle tire instead? That Hoyt?
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2015, 03:33:34 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on August 13, 2015, 06:49:55 AM
The only way I'll be in the room with any of the idiots on $kimmers Island is if I'm about to throat punch them.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2015, 08:10:05 PM »
I live outside of Eugene so I've probably met half of them.

Do they have anything worth talking with them about? Fashion & hygiene tips from UGP...Poetry lessons from CalPig...war stories with TiT...business advice from grasswire...vocabulary lessons from Nads...think I'll pass.

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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2015, 08:23:21 PM »
I'd like to meet Nads and give her a dictionary and my college level English textbook.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2015, 08:30:58 PM »
Wilbur Pittstain of course.
Then bad-mouth his worthless mommy.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2015, 08:38:07 PM »
I live in Massachusetts - I'm surrounded by them. I have yet to tie anybody to their usernames, but I'm certain if I looked hard enough I could find genuine DUmmies to mole in real life. As for a specific DUmmy, naaa. I have little interest in them beyond anthropology.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2015, 03:18:58 AM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on August 13, 2015, 08:23:21 PM
I'd like to meet Nads and give her a dictionary and my college level English textbook.

Make sure you toss in the latest version of the AP Style Guide as well.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2015, 06:39:32 AM »
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2015, 06:47:19 AM »
I don't want to meet any of them in person.

The temptation to punch them in the face, repeatedly, would be too great for me to suppress. 

Plus, I have better things to spend my money on than bail.
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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2015, 04:31:59 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on August 14, 2015, 06:47:19 AM
I don't want to meet any of them in person.

The temptation to punch them in the face, repeatedly, would be too great for me to suppress. 

Plus, I have better things to spend my money on than bail.

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Re: Which Proglodytes would you like to meet in public?
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2015, 05:57:17 PM »
For entirely different reasons than most of you, I'd like to meet Sid Dithers and Nuclear Unicorn.  I disagree with their politics, but I do enjoy their intricate and sardonic wit, I think I could have a pretty good time with those two and some beer, as long as we stayed away from the political stuff.
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