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A Primitive From The Past (Carlos the photog) Resurfaces
« on: July 23, 2008, 07:04:58 AM »
Anyone remember RIMjob a.k.a. Carlos Miller?


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Miller informed the blogosphere of his results -- guilty on resisting arrest without violence. He was found not guilty on disobeying a police officer and disorderly conduct. The prosecutor asked that Miller receive three months probation and pay the court costs, instead Judge Jose L. Fernandez slapped Miller with a one-year probation, 100 hours of community service and $540.50 in court fees.


So what's the first thing he does?  OF COURSE! He rows to Skin's Island to start a little bonfire:

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My night in jail after photographing police against their wishes

The most humiliating part of my arrest was not necessarily the way the five Miami police officers slammed me down on the hard sidewalk and bashed my forehead against the concrete. Nor was it the way they tightened the handcuffs on me until they cut off the circulation in my wrists. Nor was it the way one officer twisted my right wrist backwards until I yelled out in pain. Nor was it the way an officer threatened to taze me if I did not shut my mouth.
It wasn’t even the way the sergeant taunted me at the precinct by saying, “I don’t know what police department you’re used to dealing with, but this is Miami PD and we don’t put up with that kind of crap here.”

No, the most humiliating part of my arrest was when I was ordered into a small dark room at the Miami-Dade County Jail and ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks while a jail guard with a flashlight ensured that I was not smuggling any contraband into the jail.


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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2008, 07:07:06 AM »
And poor little RIMjob doesn't know when to shut up either.  Form his blog:


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Judge Jose L. Fernandez, who turned out to have an extreme contempt for me, was unable to answer that question, even though he had asked if I had any questions after the verdict was read.

Instead, Fernandez said I was guilty of obstructing traffic, the single charge the jury was not allowed to rule on because it is considered a traffic infraction and not a misdemeanor charge.

Although prosecutor Ignacio Vazquez was (thankfully) asking for only three months probation and court costs, Fernandez slammed me with one year of probation, 100 hours of community service, anger management class and $540.50 in court costs.

I hate to see what I would have received had the prosecutor asked for jail time and had the jury found me guilty of three misdemeanors instead of one.

Fernandez said something to the effect of “your non-remorse in this case appalls me” as well as laying into me about by body language and demeanor during the trial not to mention the “chit-chat” between me and my “fans”, which actually were my aunt and my mom.

He accused me of getting arrested on purpose for the sole purpose of launching a blog and becoming a “hero”. He then reminded me that the real heroes are buried in Arlington who fought for my freedoms and suggested that I pay a visit to the cemetery.

Feel free to post your thoughts:

http://carlosmiller.com/2008/06/18/its-finally-over-or-is-it/

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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2008, 07:39:44 AM »
This Carlos Miller character is quite a piece of work.

I thought the part about the rectal examination was hilarious; surely this Carlos Miller character is more worldly than I am (I have never seen the inside of a jail, other than in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants), and always knew that that is just routine, to be expected, no big deal.

This Carlos Miller character is just a jerk, no redeeming social or personal value.
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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2008, 07:44:06 AM »

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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2008, 08:04:05 AM »
Oh my.

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12. That happened to me, Carlos, after dealing with a schizophrenic person for days, and finally being arrested on his paranoid report of assault with zero visible evidence of an assault or even of any violence whatsoever.

While I was dropping my jeans, the matron cried out when she saw my bruised up carcass and, proceeded to continue the search.

Gotta love our "justice" system.
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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2008, 08:20:43 AM »
Did he finish his anger management classes yet? I think he probably needs to a do-over.
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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2008, 09:10:48 AM »
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No, the most humiliating part of my arrest was when I was ordered into a small dark room at the Miami-Dade County Jail and ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks while a jail guard with a flashlight ensured that I was not smuggling any contraband into the jail.

How were they able to figure out WHERE the opening was on this giant asshole?  I would think it would all tend to blur.





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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2008, 11:27:01 AM »
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I was ordered into a small dark room at the Miami-Dade County Jail and ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

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Judge Jose L. Fernandez, who turned out to have an extreme contempt for me

Obviously the feeling was mutual.

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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 11:27:54 AM »
Anyone email this to Judge Fernandez yet?  I bet RIMjob could be hauled back to face contempt charges.

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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 02:24:27 PM »
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No, the most humiliating part of my arrest was when I was ordered into a small dark room at the Miami-Dade County Jail and ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks while a jail guard with a flashlight ensured that I was not smuggling any contraband into the jail.
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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 02:42:46 PM »
Anyone remember RIMjob a.k.a. Carlos Miller?


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Miller informed the blogosphere of his results -- guilty on resisting arrest without violence. He was found not guilty on disobeying a police officer and disorderly conduct. The prosecutor asked that Miller receive three months probation and pay the court costs, instead Judge Jose L. Fernandez slapped Miller with a one-year probation, 100 hours of community service and $540.50 in court fees.


So what's the first thing he does?  OF COURSE! He rows to Skin's Island to start a little bonfire:

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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-16-08 10:09 AM
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My night in jail after photographing police against their wishes

The most humiliating part of my arrest was not necessarily the way the five Miami police officers slammed me down on the hard sidewalk and bashed my forehead against the concrete. Nor was it the way they tightened the handcuffs on me until they cut off the circulation in my wrists. Nor was it the way one officer twisted my right wrist backwards until I yelled out in pain. Nor was it the way an officer threatened to taze me if I did not shut my mouth.
It wasn’t even the way the sergeant taunted me at the precinct by saying, “I don’t know what police department you’re used to dealing with, but this is Miami PD and we don’t put up with that kind of crap here.”

No, the most humiliating part of my arrest was when I was ordered into a small dark room at the Miami-Dade County Jail and ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks while a jail guard with a flashlight ensured that I was not smuggling any contraband into the jail.


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What a load of horse shit, every ****ing bit of it.  I'd put money down that I've had worse service at a McDonalds compaired to how the police handled him when he was arrested.
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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2009, 11:02:14 PM »
Hi, everybody from Mad Carlos's web-site!

In case anyone hasn't noticed, this was posted on July 23, 2008.
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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2009, 01:07:19 AM »
Hi, everybody from Mad Carlos's web-site!

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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2009, 01:53:21 AM »
This post has to come close to setting a record in post-to-view ratio.  At present, almost 2400 views to 12 posts.  Almost like having the DUmmies hit a poll.  All show and no go.

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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2009, 06:04:01 AM »
*waves*
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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2009, 07:22:14 AM »
recording@miamidade.gov


I emailed the Court Clerk for Miami-Dade County and gave them a heads up.


If you do make sure you put Dade County v Carlos Miller in your subject line.   :fuelfire:



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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2009, 08:32:54 AM »
Oh, my.  Are the little goons upset over something?  Well, DUmmies, I'm here to help you out.  Which way did you come in?
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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2009, 08:45:39 AM »
Oh, my.  Are the little goons upset over something?  Well, DUmmies, I'm here to help you out.  Which way did you come in?

RimJob was one of their more activist posters.

More Anarchist than Libtard.


He was told not to take pictures by the police...he did it anyway...he paid the price for not following the rules.

And he's not happy about the fact that actions have consequences so he's gone all stalker mode on the judge who sentenced his little @ss.
Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

If it walks like a donkey and brays like a donkey and smells like a donkey - it's Cold Warrior.  - PoliCon



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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2009, 08:51:41 AM »
Oh so the Little Goon wants to debate me on this matter.

hehehehe good. 

http://carlosmiller.com/2009/04/07/new-york-attorneys-become-pinacs-first-sponsors/#comment-8025
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The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

If it walks like a donkey and brays like a donkey and smells like a donkey - it's Cold Warrior.  - PoliCon



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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2009, 12:50:45 PM »
Oh so the Little Goon wants to debate me on this matter.

hehehehe good. 

http://carlosmiller.com/2009/04/07/new-york-attorneys-become-pinacs-first-sponsors/#comment-8025

Yeah right! Right after he deleted your comments. Free Speech INDEED!! Hahahahahahaha!
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« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2009, 12:53:20 PM »
Hey Carlos, and any other lurking DUmmie. Why doncha come up here to Idaho and play this game? We could give ya a REAL education!
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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 12:58:14 PM »
Hey Carlos, and any other lurking DUmmie. Why doncha come up here to Idaho and play this game? We could give ya a REAL education!

Actually if RimJob wants to come over here I can promise HIS comments won't get deleted.
Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

If it walks like a donkey and brays like a donkey and smells like a donkey - it's Cold Warrior.  - PoliCon



Palin has run a state, a town and a commercial fishing operation. Obama ain't run nothin' but his mouth. - Mark Steyn

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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 01:01:42 PM »
Actually if RimJob wants to come over here I can promise HIS comments won't get deleted.

He's just another keyboard bullie. I doubt we'll see him anytime soon.

Come on Carlos! Put your keyboard where your mouth should be!
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Re: A Primitive From The Past Resurfaces
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 01:04:04 PM »
He's just another keyboard bullie. I doubt we'll see him anytime soon.

Come on Carlos! Put your keyboard where your mouth balls should be!

Fixed  :-)
Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

If it walks like a donkey and brays like a donkey and smells like a donkey - it's Cold Warrior.  - PoliCon



Palin has run a state, a town and a commercial fishing operation. Obama ain't run nothin' but his mouth. - Mark Steyn