A man is finishing his annual physical when the doctor reports all the tests have come back with results showing he is in the best of health.
"That's really great news, doc. Do you think I'll be able to live a long life?"
"I don't know," the doctor says, "Do you drink?"
"Nope."
"Beer?"
"Nope."
"Hard liquor?"
"Nope."
"Do you smoke cigarettes?"
"Nope."
"Cigars?"
"Nope."
"A pipe?"
"Nope."
"Chewing tobacco?"
"Nope."
"Do you cavort with loose women?"
"Nope."
"Do you eat a lot of red meat?"
"Nope."
"Steak?"
"Nope."
"Do you get a lot of exposure to the sun?"
"Nope."
"Golf?"
"Nope."
"Any strenuous activities like extreme sports?"
"Nope."
"Do you over-indulge in sex?"
""Nope."
The doctor looks at him and says, "Then why the hell do you care?"
