But you did broadly imply you'd give Bertha the old how's-your-father. What of that? You should probably say something, lest in the act you happen upon someone trying to accomplish the same feat.
Hmmmm.
That would make an interesting story, Big Bertha set straight from hopping around in the sack with a guy, rather than the gender she
thinks she needs.
In fact, that's probably been her problem all her life; maybe she was hefty even as a teenager, and so guys ignored her, leaving her with just one recourse, other women.
That's probably a lot of
these women's problem; most have never been poked by a guy, and if they have, it was a lousy poke job.
Her experience at the "music" camp in eastern Connecticut's set for sometime the first half of this month; I'll watch her story evolve, and as it evolves, improve upon it myself.