DUmmy Lucinda - A Voice From Beyond The Grave

[GOBUCKS]

DUmmy Lucinda, still suffering from what is likely to be a fatal infestation of hookworms, checks in to let coach she's still around:

Sat Aug 1, 2015, 11:09 PM
Star Member Lucinda (17,925 posts)

Popping in to say hello


I've been pretty darn sick - didn't mean to disappear for quite so long, but between lots of pain and fatigue, and not being able to get around well, sitting for long at the computer just hasn't been an option. I'll try and check in more often!

I hope you are all happy, well, and eating yummy food!

Lucinda

http://www.democraticunderground.com/115754229

For using the Y-word, she deserves whatever she gets.

[franksolich]

I just saw this, and am stunned beyond words.

Reports were that because dear old sweet Lu, out of genteel ladylike modesty, had forbidden her physician to examine all parts of her, and so unable to peer up her rectal aperture, the physician didn't see that dear old sweet Lu was infested with hookworms.  And so the story was, dear old sweet Lu had been eaten alive, from inside out.

Honest to God; that was the information conveyed to me.

My source must've lied.

[ColonelCarrots]

I just saw this, and am stunned beyond words.

Reports were that because dear old sweet Lu, out of genteel ladylike modesty, had forbidden her physician to examine all parts of her, and so unable to peer up her rectal aperture, the physician didn't see that dear old sweet Lu was infested with hookworms.  And so the story was, dear old sweet Lu had been eaten alive, from inside out.

Honest to God; that was the information conveyed to me.

My source must've lied.

The only thing to eat her out.


-I am influenced by Mr.Snugglebunny.

[franksolich]

It all sounded so credible, news of dear old sweet Lu's demise.

First, there were her self-described symptoms, which were consistent with hookworm.

Now, hookworm was once the Scourge of the South, until some non-government people set up a non-government program to eradicate it at no expense to the taxpayers.  They did a good job; hookworm was pretty much gone within only a few years.

But dear old sweet Lu lives in an isolated pocket in the Blue Ridge Mountains of western North Carolina or eastern Tennessee, where few bother to go, and perhaps the hookworm there was overlooked.

Dear old sweet Lu's symptoms of laziness, apathy, lassitude, lethargy, sloth, sluggishness, languidity, inattention, whininess, helplessness, &c., &c., &c., were all consistent with hookworm.

[GOBUCKS]

It all sounded so credible, news of dear old sweet Lu's demise.

First, there were her self-described symptoms, which were consistent with hookworm.

If anything, her post serves to confirm that diagnosis.

She just hasn't quite succumbed yet.

She's not long for the world, though she may outlive the Big Guy in Bellevue.

The only disturbing thing is that there's apparently no plan to advise us when she crosses the Rainbow Bridge.

She disappeared for two years without a word, the kind of inconsiderate behavior we've come to expect from the DUmp.

[franksolich]

While sleeping last night, I decided I've had it with the primitive death announcements.

No more; unless I have first-hand up-close hands-on knowledge of the death of a primitive, I'm not going to believe it.  I've been lied to too many times.

So as of right now, the only primitives whose demise I can verify are those of the late red round one, and a couple of years after him, the primitive woman bothered by cold weather, "TroubleInWinter."

And, of course, when the big guy kicks off, I'll probably know about it first-hand up-close surely no more than ten minutes after poor dear Marta herself knows.

But the other "dead" primitives, because I don't know for sure, I'm always going to doubt.