All these breathless updates on the alleged mutt remind me of those hundreds of frenzied bulletins about dear Andy's health before coach put him on ice.
Half the DUmp had traded emails with him, or spoken to him on the phone, or visited his hospital room.
He was busier than TorchTheWitch on a 2-for-1 lap dance night.
This is another scam full of sock puppets and deceptions, but it won't yield a fraction of the money.
The Andyscam tapped into oceans of cash generated by the Great Bush Prosperity.
The 0conomy is much, much leaner.