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Wed Jul 29, 2015, 02:46 PM
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Wow - I got turned down for the same job twice in a week

I am working ft fortunately but trying desperately to get out of this company and job.

Last week I applied for a job online that I had some misgivings about but figured if we got to the offer stage I would deal with the misgivings then.

The app process included doing an online personality test and then this weird online role play.

At the end of this 1 hr process a message popped up that basically said don't call us we'll call you.

At first I was taken aback that I flunked! But then it made me laugh because the whole thing was just so goofy and as I said I already had some misgivings. Lastly I was happy that I got the immediate feedback instead of the usual no response.

This morning I received an email from this company thanking me for my application, wondering why I hadn't responded to their earlier email and asking me to select my preferred date and time for a phone interview.

So I emailed them back, thanking them but letting them know I didn't receive an email and was under the impression that I did not meet their expectations and asked them if they were sure they emailed the right person.

2 hours later I received an email full of apologies that they sent out a bunch of emails by mistake and to please disregard it.

I kind of feel like sending a snarky response. I'm not so worried about burning bridges with them. What do you think?

A primitive failed a personality test?  Pffftt.  I don't believe it for even a second.

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Wed Jul 29, 2015, 02:54 PM
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1. I think an appropriate snarky response would be to...

email them back and explain that you solved a similar problem at another company and would be normally be happy to work for them and solve this glitch. But you have another offer from some place already working quite well.

Well, I doubt that's the case,so, moving on...

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Wed Jul 29, 2015, 03:01 PM
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3. I had to do a weird roll play in an interview

For a seafood restaurant. It was who would I rather be on a film set.


I think my rolling of the eyes did me in.

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Wed Jul 29, 2015, 03:06 PM
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4. I had some cartoon lady training me and then I had to sell internet services. Upselling is not

my forte - or at least not being pushy about it - I think that's where I flunked. Who knows.

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Wed Jul 29, 2015, 03:22 PM
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6. Thanks so much. I work for a small company that has never seemed to be financially sound and my job

right now is truly killing my brain.

I have been trying to come up with an idea to start my own business but I can't seem to get beyond the idea stage. Last spring it was all about opening a pie shop with one of my friends but I am seriously a fail at pie crusts so I had to give that up.

Then last week I was thinking about our dog and how he seems to get bored of his (expensive) dog food and how he won't eat. So then I thought of making a dog spice company to have natural, healthy flavorings to sprinkle on dog food (instead of throwing the food out). Then when I went to research it I found out there are all these herbs that are healthy for dogs that I could just add to his food to change it up and that is probably what other people do. Another idea that goes nowhere, maybe I'm too pessimistic.

Glad things are looking up for you, hope they will continue on an upward path.

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Thu Jul 30, 2015, 11:55 AM
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8. I would have emailed them back

Tell them, "I'm the one you are looking for to prevent such embarrassing things from ever happening again. Please reschedule my interview!"

MAN am I glad I got my job in the days before there was online anything. I got approached, recruited, been there forty years now. I have yet to sign an employment contract. That may not sound like job security, but if it's not, then I've had 40 very cool years of job insecurity.

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It does happen... I went in for an interview, it was very close between myself and another person.  I lost out and looked for other opportunities.  Got a call from the recruiter a few weeks later asking if I was still interested since their first pick decided he didn't want to relocate.  A couple of days go by and the guy had apparently changed his mind and they still hired him despite his flakiness.
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She's an angry feminist.  It probably showed in her personality test. Who wants to work with that mess?

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    Is it just me, or do DUmmies seem to have a LOT of email correspondence with companies in general, and human resources in particular? I'm calling bullshit on the whole thing.

    As for the DUmbass who wanted to open a pie shop but discovered THEY WEREN'T GOOD AT MAKING CRUST, that's the DUmmy mindset toward business. It doesn't matter if you're any good at something. You just have to want to do it. What stupid, worthless turds.
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She's an angry feminist.  It probably showed in her personality test. Who wants to work with that mess?
I truly think those online or written tests about personality are worthless.  I've taken a few, and never got hired at those places.  And I'm smart enough to know which boxes to check off and ones to avoid, but still was honest.

Think certain big companies rely on all these supposed HR geniuses that claim that is a big deal & needs to be done.  When I've been a hiring manager, the most important things to me are they qualified, will they show up, and will actually accomplish the job.
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I truly think those online or written tests about personality are worthless.  I've taken a few, and never got hired at those places.  And I'm smart enough to know which boxes to check off and ones to avoid, but still was honest.

Think certain big companies rely on all these supposed HR geniuses that claim that is a big deal & needs to be done.  When I've been a hiring manager, the most important things to me are they qualified, will they show up, and will actually accomplish the job.


      Remember, though, that this is a job a DUmmy would apply for. There were probably, therefore, three questions on the test:

1. Are you qualified?
2. Will you show up?
3. Can you accomplish the job?

And alongside the two choices (YES or NO), the DUmmies leave much scribbling about Karl Rove and Black Lives Matter.

Tends to disqualify.
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Another pie shop.   :lmao:  Free pies for government workers and all proceeds to go to the screeching high school band. 

I've never encountered an online personality test in connection with a job. 

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Another pie shop.   :lmao:  Free pies for government workers and all proceeds to go to the screeching high school band. 

I've never encountered an online personality test in connection with a job.
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It does happen... I went in for an interview, it was very close between myself and another person.  I lost out and looked for other opportunities.  Got a call from the recruiter a few weeks later asking if I was still interested since their first pick decided he didn't want to relocate.  A couple of days go by and the guy had apparently changed his mind and they still hired him despite his flakiness.

When I got my last job they hired two of us together, the other resigned at the end of his second day (the poor dear couldn't cope with the stress of a 7 1/2 hour work day - definitely DUmmy material). The next morning, no doubt after his wife had given him a bollocking, he called in to de-resign...thankfully in the interview pool there was a third person who was plausible and so the department manager could decline his generous offer to return to work. The replacement is still working there from what I hear.

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Another pie shop.   :lmao:  Free pies for government workers and all proceeds to go to the screeching high school band.

Except for police, of course.

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Re: primitive gets Lucy football'd by a potential employer twice in one week
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2015, 02:15:28 PM »
Another pie shop.   :lmao:  Free pies for government workers and all proceeds to go to the screeching high school band. 

I've never encountered an online personality test in connection with a job.

I have not either but then I was 12 years at the previous job and going on 16 at this one with employment likely within a week if needed down the road.

My guess is that they have figured out when an applicant shows its leftist hate of working and authority and that it is not the top of the pyramid they weed them out as malcontents and imbeciles.

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Re: primitive gets Lucy football'd by a potential employer twice in one week
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2015, 07:21:37 PM »
I have heard that personality tests are generally worthless about predicting who will be a good employee or not. I guess it might weed out dummies. Dunno. Never applied for an organization that required one so I never took one myself. Probably fail it if I did.  :lmao:
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Re: primitive gets Lucy football'd by a potential employer twice in one week
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2015, 08:46:53 PM »
DUmmies often report themselves to be the top candidate for a plum job, on the verge of limitless opportunity and riches, only to be foiled at the last second by an unfair drug test.

This happened a couple of times to our old friend DUmmy TwixVoy - a high level government job and a great gig at the air  port.

Then there are unfair job requirements, like rsmithnumbers losing out on a great job driving truck because they wanted him to be able to operate the vehicle in reverse.


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Re: primitive gets Lucy football'd by a potential employer twice in one week
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2015, 12:44:56 AM »
DUmmies often report themselves to be the top candidate for a plum job, on the verge of limitless opportunity and riches, only to be foiled at the last second by an unfair drug test.

This happened a couple of times to our old friend DUmmy TwixVoy - a high level government job and a great gig at the air  port.

Then there are unfair job requirements, like rsmithnumbers losing out on a great job driving truck because they wanted him to be able to operate the vehicle in reverse.


     Ah, TwixVoy. King of the bouncies, converter of wealth into gold coins, Whole Foods employee for one Whole day (showed up drunk).

     I think of Twix, the former mythsaje, Loconuts, and the departed Kregel as chips off the old druggie/lunatic block.

     Wonder what old Kregel is up to...
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Re: primitive gets Lucy football'd by a potential employer twice in one week
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2015, 10:04:03 AM »
Having, a very little bit, been on the other side of this table ...

Companies are buried with apps and/or resumes' when they are hiring. And there are two problems with every such pile: HR folk and hiring manglers have finite, limited time; many applicants are utterly unqualified, but some know relevant jargon. So there are screening processes:

* Obvious idiots' - the ones who can't conceal their lack of qualification - apps/resumes' get @#$%-canned with nothing more than a, "Thank you for applying, we didn't choose you," email;

* For the ones who seem possibly qualified there are online tests - basic job knowledge, doesn't-play-well-with-others, creativity; these are intended to screen out the unsuitable using means that will identify unqualified quick-studies, inflated resumes', and people unlikely to work well in work groups.

* The obviously probably qualified and the very few who pass the idiot-and-crazies-screening get call-backs with live people who are verifying that the applicant is a real person and who set up interviews with hiring managers; the obviously probably qualified usually go straight from resume' vetting to interviews with real people.

IOW, sg was not screened out as obviously unqualified, but was not regarded as a probable. The "personality test" - which was probably something more substantial, though not obviously so to sg - probably showed that sg "doesn't work well with others", lacked creativity, or had a poor work ethic.

No hiring process is perfect. In one of the hires in which I was involved - for an electronics test technician - the decision came down to two candidates. One had a relevant AA degree, the other had worked in a TV shop in Saigon. My vote went with the latter guy, due to his demonstrated ability to troubleshoot and fix unfamiliar stuff with less than adequate information. But the choice went to the guy with the degree. The guy that was chosen turned out to be a dud; another opening came up soon after and the repair shop guy got hired, and was great.
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Re: primitive gets Lucy football'd by a potential employer twice in one week
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2015, 10:27:53 AM »
Speaking only from my own experience, I would much rather have someone working for me who is fully competent and able to learn new things than a prima donna who may have high expertise but will drag down the productivity of everyone else in the team...and I would MUCH rather see a track record of successful, highly-adaptive experience than just a degree.

I can't imagine that very many non-mole DUmmtards could possibly meet those modest standards.
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Re: primitive gets Lucy football'd by a potential employer twice in one week
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2015, 03:26:35 PM »
DUmmies often report themselves to be the top candidate for a plum job, on the verge of limitless opportunity and riches, only to be foiled at the last second by an unfair drug test.

This happened a couple of times to our old friend DUmmy TwixVoy - a high level government job and a great gig at the air  port.

Then there are unfair job requirements, like rsmithnumbers losing out on a great job driving truck because they wanted him to be able to operate the vehicle in reverse.

Damn drug tests.
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