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I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now


A nice pretty Blue Bernie 2016 rear window sticker for my F150. Goes on right under my DU sticker in the center of my sliding rear window. Up high where everyone can see it.
YES

We're going to win this one.

There won't be any down low on the bumper for this one, rather its going up high where it can be readily seen. I want everyone to know I support Bernie Sanders for President.

YES

Next to your DUmp sticker? Great way of letting everybody know you're an idiot.

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I thought he was going to say he got his SSDI approval letter.  :(
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I thought he was going to say he got his SSDI approval letter.  :(

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I thought he was going to say he got his SSDI approval letter.  :(

Me too!
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I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now

A nice pretty Blue Bernie 2016 rear window sticker for my F150. Goes on right under my DU sticker in the center of my sliding rear window. Up high where everyone can see it.

I want everyone to know I support Bernie Sanders for President.

Just like an Obama sticker, it also doubles as a sticker for handicapped parking.

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What is a DUmmy doing driving around in a gas guzzling Ford F150?
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What is a DUmmy doing driving around in a gas guzzling Ford F150?
Maybe it is a chicken coop?  :whistling:
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The policies that are indorsed by this party, that they backer of which are much of the 1 percent, causes a social structure much like the one back before the Revolution.

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Do you DUmp monkeys actually realize the important things that arrive in the mailbox? For example, a paycheck stub. A college acceptance letter. Something from grandma, or your dad/mom or grandpa.

You don't impress me with this crap about getting a bumper sticker.  I could drive for probably 10 minutes & get a Scott Walker sticker, Crazy Uncle Bernie, Ted Cruz, Trump, and have a few more minutes to kill.
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Gosh I was hoping it was ricin. Because that would be a beautiful thing for me if a DUche got that in the mail.
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A Bernie sticker? Good. After the Presidential elections anyone who runs across you can instantly mark you as both a dipshit and a loser all in one go.

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Quote from: Star Member madokie (44,381 posts)

I received the most beautiful thing I could ever expect in the mail just now
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The latest Adam & Eve catalog ?

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A bumper sticker?????????? Bernie Sanders may not be nominated in 2016. What is Madokie going to do?  :mental:
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A bumper sticker?????????? Bernie Sanders may not be nominated in 2016. What is Madokie going to do?  :mental:
Serve as an example to others? :rofl:
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I thought he was going to say he got his SSDI approval letter.  :(
:hi5:  That's EXACTLY what I thought it was!  :lmao:
              

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