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Offline Mr Mannn

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Photo of the unrepentant dentist who killed Cecil the lion
« on: July 29, 2015, 11:18:49 PM »

The last words Cecil ever heard..."Now this won't hurt a bit." Kaboom!

Cecil was shot in a no poaching zone.
Cecil was out looking for some Skittles and an Arizona Iced tea when he noticed one of Santa's elves following him. Cecil tried to run, but a flying antelope with a red nose was spotting him from the air. Cornered the lion blew on his rape whistle, but nothing stopped the demented elf.

Witnesses say the lion attacked. The Elf claimed self defense, but the prosecutor attacked the Zimbabwe stand your ground law instead.

The local lions started to riot, burning down their habitat, the rangers pulled back under orders. Then the lions started killing each other! Bur the media refused to report Lion on lion violence.
President Obama said if he had a man eating kitty, he would look like Cecil.


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Re: Photo of the unrepentant dentist who killed Cecil the lion
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2015, 11:23:01 PM »
But this begs the question, where was the bumble?
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Re: Photo of the unrepentant dentist who killed Cecil the lion
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2015, 11:34:04 PM »
...the media refused to report Lion on lion violence.

Not to mention the great disparity between lion on man vs. man on lion violence
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Re: Photo of the unrepentant dentist who killed Cecil the lion
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2015, 11:47:42 PM »
If it makes anybody feel any better, I heard Cecil the Lion murdered Alvin the Antelope just two days before the hunter killed Cecil.
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Re: Photo of the unrepentant dentist who killed Cecil the lion
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2015, 01:01:26 AM »
A very sad & disturbing story. One of the trivia teams tonight played under the name "Cecil the Lion".  Already had my show written & printed, but made a note to perhaps use a question about it next week.

They tied for the final round, but I used my discretion & gave them the prize, rather than ask a tiebreaker. They spend good money & actually tip the bartender well.
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Re: Photo of the unrepentant dentist who killed Cecil the lion
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2015, 02:51:26 AM »
Liberals on the death of a lion = High dudgeon...outrage...calls for the arrest of the hunter...his address posted online and pitures of him slathered across the internet.


Liberals on the video of discussions of the of selling HUMAN infant body parts = Full throated crickets


Someone tell me when in the hell did a f*cking lion become more important in the broad scope of things than a human infant baby?
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