Legally blind but still driving..... 
This is what burns my ass about the DUmmies: if someone posted that, along with her backstory, to someplace like Buzzfeed, the DUmmies would be on it like stink on shit. They'd howl about privilege and racism (which in this case, they'd be right, I suppose) and they'd wonder, "Gee, if she can make THAT calculus, then why is she begging for money on another website?"
Think about it, lurking DUmmies: she suddenly has this grandiose idea to move on up to a dee-luxe apartment in the sky-y-y-y, which she needs to fund, somehow. Gee...wonder how she's get funds for that...hmmm. Well, I'm stumped. I mean, the only thing I can think of would be to invent a phony, expensive disease and beg for money to help her treat it.
WAIT. Hold the phone. She's already doing that, isn't she? Oh, well. By all means, continue to give her solid advice on how she can take more cruises so she can eat more rich cruise food. Continue to advise her on how best to escape her circumstances while continuing to secure as many Coach purses as possible. She's only aspiring to a life that you all claim to abhor, after all.
