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primitives find the patriarchy at work in a Seinfeld episode
« on: July 26, 2015, 10:00:17 PM »
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Sun Jul 26, 2015, 09:46 PM
Star Member question everything (27,430 posts)

Any old Seinfeld watchers here?

That was a question that always bugs me - when I think about it.

Jerry once dated a woman and he never got her name. Her "hint" was that it rhymed with a part of the woman's anatomy. Or something like that.

Anyone?

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1. Dolores...

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Sun Jul 26, 2015, 09:53 PM
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3. Thank you. I guess I did not remember, or missed, the last scene.

Still funny.

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Sun Jul 26, 2015, 09:51 PM
Star Member TexasBushwhacker (3,792 posts)
2. Her name was Dolores

Which supposedly rhymed with "clitois", except it doesn't, which is why that was a lame episode. At one point Jerry called her Mulva.

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Sun Jul 26, 2015, 09:55 PM
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5. Now that is funny!

Of course, why would any woman whose name is Dolores claim that it rhymes with a woman's anatomy?

(because it makes sense to and is considered funny by male writers, I suppose)..

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6. Male writers = BINGO!


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7. It's a friggin comedy show.


I agree with this primitive. 
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Re: primitives find the patriarchy at work in a Seinfeld episode
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2015, 10:06:33 PM »
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5. Now that is funny!

Of course, why would any woman whose name is Dolores claim that it rhymes with a woman's anatomy?

(because it makes sense to and is considered funny by male writers, I suppose)..

I've seen the episode.  It wasn't the woman who came up with the rhyme.  It was Jerry, it was to jog his memory so he wouldn't forget her name--though he forgot it anyway.
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Re: primitives find the patriarchy at work in a Seinfeld episode
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2015, 11:18:16 PM »
These DUmmies have way too much time on their hands.  :mental:
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Re: primitives find the patriarchy at work in a Seinfeld episode
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2015, 12:40:53 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 26, 2015, 11:18:16 PM
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Re: primitives find the patriarchy at work in a Seinfeld episode
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2015, 07:07:53 AM »
To those of us with a normal functioning brain, how does Dolores not rhyme with clitorous?  I mean, I guess technically. 

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Re: primitives find the patriarchy at work in a Seinfeld episode
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2015, 07:17:29 AM »
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Re: primitives find the patriarchy at work in a Seinfeld episode
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2015, 07:59:18 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 26, 2015, 11:18:16 PM
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Re: primitives find the patriarchy at work in a Seinfeld episode
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2015, 08:31:30 AM »
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Re: primitives find the patriarchy at work in a Seinfeld episode
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2015, 06:37:46 PM »
Even today Seinfeld admits the PC don't get his comedy.
They use it as an opportunity to cry "ist" of whatever sort they can project.
It's why he won't perform on college campuses anymore.
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